stealthgasm

Stealthing so thoroughly that nobody sees you and you knock out or kill every person or thing that could have potentially spotted you.

While playing Splinter Cell, I one hundred percented the game and knocked out every single guard. It was a stealthgasm.

by D.J. Spoo April 30, 2006

smeltzer

usually the last name of a rather sexy fellow.

also known as man with outrageously large action

can typically be heard saying
"ladies.."
"slappa dat shit like u wants it"
"who the fuck is romancing my foot?"

chick1: did u see his action
chick2: yeah it was huge.
chick1: he's definately a smeltzer

by saltines1990 June 19, 2008

Stealthing

Taking off the condom during sex without the bottom knowing and then proceeding to cum inside.

Top: *whispering* Bruh I'm stealthing him right now. Feels so good

Camera Guy: bruh that's hot

by Toocoolguy21 August 4, 2016

stealth mode masterbation

The act of whackin it very quietly, like when everyone is home or someone is right outside the room. Turn the volume down really low.

Yo man the other night I was so horny so I did some stealth mode masterbation.

by Trippinballs February 1, 2007

stealth piss

When you go to the bathroom during an instant messaging conversation and return without having to explain a delay in replying. Only applicable if the time you were in the bathroom is unnoticeable and you don't have to lie about your disappearance when you return.

Some people are easier than others to do this with; i.e. if a person is capable of talking for half an hour wanting a reply to make sure you didn't go on holiday, they are often easy targets for a stealth piss.

Person 1: "So how are you?"
*** person 1 walks off to go to the toilet without informing person 2 ***
Person 2: "I'm fantastic!"
Person 2: "I got paid earlier so I bought some really awesome shoes in town"
Person 2: "And then I bought like 5 new CDs"
Person 2: "Which I'm listening to at the moment"
Person 2: "Oh and I saw your friend from school"
*** person 1 returns from urinating ***
Person 2: "He said you should come out sometime"
Person 1: "Yeah I think I should sometime!"
(person 1 has performed a stealth piss, unbeknownst to person 2)

by JAKAZiD March 28, 2007

stealth

The act of secretly dating someone without that person knowing. The definition extends to also define people you are dating. Can also include stalking.

Ex: Asking someone to review for a class with you and then telling others you are dating; this would be stealthing. You can also be stealth dating your serious boyfriend or girlfriend.
The versatility makes it a useful word.

by Lori S. July 23, 2008

Hpnotiq (this is how it is spelt on the bottle)

a blue liqueur that consists of cognac, vodka and tropical fruit juices, it can be drank straight or mixed with hennesey to make a drink called an incredible hulk

I went to the bar and had a glass of Hpnotiq on the rocks.

by kristi ricker November 19, 2003