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split lip

Aka--female, woman.
When I was working in the prison system in pa...a black male trustee..hit the intercom system..and ask me " if da split lips is done in the gym"...i said , " what the fuck.is a split lip"?!...inmate stated " CO you know da females! Are they finished in the gym yet"...I laughed my ass off for the next 20 mins..
by fatboy75 December 31, 2011
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splitting atoms

Going "nuclear" on someone; similiar to hulk out. To lose ones temper and start destroying everything in the vacinity
If I hear one more thing about that problem, I'm gonna start splitting atoms!
by Anon March 24, 2005
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split peach

The slit between one's buttocks alt. peaches.
I can smell your split peach from here -
when did you last have a bath?
by E MacGregor March 30, 2004
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split the charge

A non-existent defence, used by those who mistakenly believe that if a crime is committed in conjunction with others, the charge can be split, thereby reducing one's sentence (has been used in conjunction with the defence bender your honour)
"Bender your Honour! My client was hoping that as he committed the offence with his two mates, they could all split the charge"
(Judge) "throw the defendant in jail!"
by Phil Bailey April 13, 2005
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yickity splits

Simply put, lines/rails of cocaine. If you are down with the yak get those yickityspilts ready for snuffing!
Custy: I am lookin for that white lady.
Person: Well, shit, I got some yickity splits right here!
by Tank Tankerton December 19, 2008
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split screening

The act of stealthily masturbating behind two distracted video game players and ejaculating on both of them. Bonus points for headshots, quickscopes, and 360 noscopes.
Gary and his boyfriend were playing Halo all day so I splitscreened them while they were in sudden death. Even got a headshot on Gary.

Beth keeps split screening Dave and I, maybe we should tie her up in the basement.
by Simian187 February 11, 2014
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split those

When you "split those", it means you are getting some action. You have cracked the code and spread the legs.
"Hey man, I heard you split those last night. Was it good?"
by mastah_splintah February 20, 2014
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