Flying Spaghetti Monster

god as seen by youtube atheists

User: salam alaykoum
User 2: hey i hope you stop believing in your flying spaghetti monster and happy burn a quran day
User: wot??

P.S. the video title must be GOD EXISTS PROOF HERE ALIENS MUST SEE

by PorcupineCanadian September 22, 2015

oh oh spaghetti ohs

Following a visit from the f*@k up fairy, usually caused by employing numpties or calfhead, those responsible for inspection and quality may discover that something is not quite how it should be. Upon discovery it is the decent thing to exclaim oh oh spaghetti ohs to alert your colleagues to the fact there is a problem. This is not to help solve the problem but to help point who is the biggest numpty. If these oh oh spaghetti ohs are not spotted the product will be sent out not completely ready.

"oh oh spaghetti oh!, youv'e c@*ked it up!"

by Ben September 19, 2003

Spaghetti Ho

(1) A girl who doesn't know she's bisexual until she hooks up with a girl. OR (2) When the striker knocks a ball into the left side pocket of a slappy-ball table, thus blocking any shots of redemption...R.O.N.

(1) Spaghetti Hoes appear on "Maury", like Jilian, and think that they like doodes, until they get it on with a fly hunny (2) Oh Shit, Ned, you get a point b/c i have no shot of redemption after that spaghetti ho!

by Ned & Carmen February 6, 2006

Flying Spaghetti Monster

Something that Athiests masturbate to when regular porn isn't working.

Dammit Terry! I just can't get hard!

Just think about the Flying Spaghetti Monster caressing you with his noodly appendage.

Ohh... oohh... Yes... Bring out the Midgits!

by MasterA113 January 14, 2007

Spaghetti & Meatball

When two individuals are side by side, one tall, slim, and slender and the other the total opposite, vertically challenged and overweight.

"look at those two walking together, they look like a spaghetti & meatball"

by "ode" February 17, 2006

Spaghetti Bender

Slang term for an Italian like the N word for a black person

These God damn spaghetti Benders are pissing me off

by 2canparty November 22, 2016

cable spaghetti

(n.) A mixture of cables from various electronic aplliances that takes a very long time to sort through an organise when disposing of outdated equipment.

There is a real cable spaghetti behind my tv, where the vcr, dvd, ps2, psx, tv and a hi-fi speaker are plugged into.

by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004