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Dutch Snack

1: The act of farting in your clothes to warm yourself up in extreme cold.

2: Fart into someone else's clothes or bedding whilst not being inside of it.
Guy 1: "I am so cold right now"
Guy 2: "Don't worry, just do a Dutch Snack"
Guy 1: "Wow, I feel so much better now!"

Whilst Fred was lying in his bed, Quentin ran in and gave him a Dutch snack.
Dutch Snack by S_McAl April 20, 2010
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cold snack 

a 12oz. can or bottled beer.
sara, will you grab me a cold snack.
cold snack by mike wood December 22, 2006
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Phallic Snack

A combination of food items which, when laid on the table in a special way, create an unmistakably phallic image.
Offering up a banana and two hardboiled eggs, Dan said to the 9am break group, "Have a bite of my tasty phallic snack."
Phallic Snack by Sarah Lubeck February 24, 2005

bear snack 

A used tampon that has been tossed into the woods due to having no where else to dispose of it. Usually removed and tossed while on a camping trip just prior to having sexual intercourse.
Being the group environmentalist, Sally didn't mind removing her tampon and tossing it in the woods because she knew it was soon to be a delicious bear snack.
bear snack by RescueBeeotch September 3, 2009

after sex snack 

The answer to tummy-growlies after a long day of sexercise; the after sex snack is a must have for all non-smokers after a {few} rounds of intense copulation. Generally comprised of bacon, ice cream, chocolate or any other "guilty pleasure" food... Since the calories burned from good sex allow one to indulge in flavor heaven!
After all that incredible sexercise, I ran to the freezer, grabbed the chocolate ice cream and slathered it on my body as after sex snack so my sex goddess, Miss Rebecca, would have the strength for more sexy sex!

get a snack at 4 am 

A Roblox game where you woke up at midnight because you're hungry and need a snack
There are 11 endings that you need to complete to reach the final part of the game.
And the point of the game is:
- To make people know how to make a perfect d̶i̶n̶n̶e̶r̶ breakfast
- To make people know not to make a poisonous food
- To make people know when's a cashier's break time
and
- To make people know not to WAKE DAD UP AT 4 AM
I just found this game called "get a snack at 4 am" in Roblox, which makes me remember about Flamingo playing this game.

the snack that smiles back 

According to popular commercials, goldfish.
Truth be told, it's your mother.
homeless guy: I just had some off the snack that smiles back. :)

kid: You can afford goldfish?

homeless guy: Nope.