shuttlecock

A well-hung dude who is extremely "popular with the ladies", and so he is constantly dashing about in his local area to "service" the sex-starved members of the female citizenry.

Early-twenties stud with raging hormones: Dag-blast these critical old-school morality-blabbers --- why should I "settle down with one gal" when I can have fourth-base fun 24/7 as a shuttlecock?

by QuacksO August 29, 2017

shuttlecock

(noun) The moving of trailers one mile or shorter while stroking old supervisors cocks.

Nick is a shuttlecock mother fucker. Nick is the king of all shuttlecocks

by BigDickJimB January 13, 2018

Shuttlefucker

Fuckery so huge, it could fit in a shuttlebus

New Year's Eve was a constant train of shuttlefuckery

by queeniesquotations May 29, 2018

shuttlepods

The balls of poo that stick to the end of ones arse hairs. In other words “winnits”.

Or the idea of being a follower rather than a leader

“You need to shave your arse hairs or you’ll get shuttlepods “
“He’s an absolute shuttlepod. He does absolutely everything she tells him to”

by Cside333 May 14, 2018

Shuttleman

A dealer, specifically a drug dealer

"aye I just got back from the gym and my Shuttleman's house"

"Yo cool, what'd you get?"
"I been going to him for a minute so I got a quo for 50"

"Beeeeet"

by Arrow503 January 18, 2021

Shuttlecock

Another, way to describe a cock but the shuttle part makes it evidently superior than all known ways to describe cocks

Bro he's got a shuttlecock fr fr

by Mishmac November 14, 2022

ShuttleCock

When a person is talking to you while youre trying to do something and is completely oblivious that they are bothering you. And no matter what awkward social cues you try to utilize they still don't get it.

I was trying to finish the season finale of Yellowstone and my roommate was shuttlecocking me to the point where I just shut the tv off.

by xNimueh February 21, 2023