Dirty spanner

Finger blasting your girlfriends dog with her nans tooth brush

Mate should of seen tye look of disgust she gave me after the dirty spanner

by Spanner durammrer August 4, 2022

The Shatner

A sex act where the male defecates on the womans chest, then proceeds to jack off furiously at the sordid display while making a classic William Shatner expression and finishing the act by giving her a Pearl Necklace.

Oh fuck dude, last night was crazy! This dirty bitch asked begged me to give her The Shatner. How could I resist!

by clamshanker March 19, 2023

Beaming Shatner

A: when you are getting a blow job from someone who is actively pooping on a toilet

B: A reverse blumpkin

I needed some toilet paper in jail and the guy told me he needed a beaming shatner in return

by Stove42069 June 22, 2023

Shit Shanker

When you have a sore anus due to either under or over wiping after defecating.

Man I've had diarrhea for over a day now and I have a severe case of the shit shankers.

by N Made July 25, 2023

Milf Scanner

People who likes to watch milfs; like there face, breast, butt etc.

"He's not afraid to check out the hot milfs there, he's a total milf scanner".

by Ilovemilfsonly777 October 28, 2023

William Shatnered

William Shatnered means you are tired, knackered, fucked. Need to go to bed

I’m William Shatnered Rhondda, I need to go home

by Shatnered January 20, 2024

swing a spanner

To work as a mechanic or mechanics apprentice. Not to be confused with the useless fuckwits in admin who like to use the saying to describe writing with a pen.

Ask Bob to fix your car, he can swing a spanner properly

by King Tony December 17, 2020