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lead paint stare

The blank, extremely prolonged, empty, silent stare that boomers give you when you do something they dislike. The delayed reaction is likely caused by brain damage from years of lead paint inhalation.
When I asked that old man to please stop trying to skip me in line, I got hit with the lead paint stare for a good 45 seconds.
by Cheeztaem February 6, 2024
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Thousand Yard Stare

To stare blankly while in deep thought, usually after a traumatic event.
When I reminded my friend of the car crash, his face had a thousand yard stare.
by PausedDuck November 20, 2023
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Swedish 1,000 yard stare syndrome

The Swedish 1,000-yard stare syndrome is developed when a mentally stable person is exposed to an individual with an extra chromosome for a long period until their mental mind combusts into flames. Upon this full mental death, they do a 1,000-yard stare into oblivion for 24 hours straight until they die from a lack of oxygen.
'Hey bro, did you hear what happened to Mark last week?'
'Yeah, he got Swedish 1,000 yard stare syndrome'
by sdsadasdasdasdasdasd December 6, 2023
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Thousand Cock Stare

According to Incels, it's the look in a woman's eyes after having ridden the cock carouselle. Those social rejects use the term to insult women. It seems to be recurrent in media that includes good-looking women with makeup on, extra points if hair is dyed. Whoever uses this term is trying to ruin the girl's self-esteem and/or gather other incels to hate on her together. According to those social rejects, it's the look in a woman's eyes after having ridden the cock carouselle.
*On YT Short's comment section*
She's obviously ridden the cock carouselle, she's ran through and she's got that thousand cock stare.
by Daxreme March 17, 2024
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Lead paint stare

a term to describe an out of touch/delusional/stupid elderly person, that acts weird. "lead paint stare" is something some old people have, making them look like they're not really there, said to be an effect of lead poisoning.
why its used to describe old people is because someone near the age of your grandmother, most likely had their walls painted with paint, which contains lead, hence the lead poisoning.

shorter version: old fella has wall paint with lead, and it makes him act and look weird.
guy 1: that old person looks weird af
guy 2: yeah old person got that lead paint stare.
by moldy carpet March 19, 2024
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red 40 stare

(Noun, derogatory) A vacant-eyed gaze from a person who consumes a lot of artificially-dyed red food (i.e. takis, Gatorade, skittles, etc). Because this dye is usually found in snacks that are marketed towards school-age children, this phenomenon is usually associated with young people.

Red dye 40 is said to cause behavioral and physical health issues. There are also unsubstantiated claims that red dye 40 causes autism and ADHD, so using the term “red 40 stare” can also come with the connotation of calling a person unintelligent.
When the teacher asked her class what an adjective was, she was met with 35 glassy-eyed red 40 stares. She had to radio the janitor to come mop up the giant communal drool puddle that was pooling on the floor. To reduce the risk of slipping and breaking her neck, she gave up on teaching grammar for the day.
by SnarkyMoth May 27, 2024
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Lead Paint Stare

A rude or empty stare from an old person (who probably sniffed lead paint growing up).
I was working at applebees when I asked an old guy if he liked the food. Then he hit me with that lead paint stare.
by Bbb554 July 8, 2024
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