Slumber Selfie

Frantically trying to snap pictures whilst pretending to be asleep whilst looking as cute and/or as sexy as possible. To date, we believe that there is 0.0001% of slumber selfies in existence where the person is actually asleep. And for those unfortunate few that were genuinely asleep - either your partner is creepy or someone has broken into your home.

Hugely popular among the Gen-Z's, although 'woke' millennials also caught the bug on instagram and various other social platforms.

I needed something to put on social media, so I got up, brushed my teeth, worked out, took the dog for a walk, came home, had a long bath, ate some breakfast, spent 2 hours trying to position my camera, slightly muffled my hair a bit for an eau naturelle look, set the timer on my phone, leapt into bed and repeated the process 394 times before getting the perfect slumber selfie. Just about to go out for dinner now.

by TKola July 28, 2021

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Selfie

1: you taking a picture of yourself because 1) your a loner or 2) your bored

2: The most annoying song made besides Justin biebers, "Baby"

1: SELFIE! (Takes picture of self)

2: guy 1: Would you rather listen to Selfie or Baby for the rest of you life

Guy 2: i would rathe die.

by ANØNYMØUS November 1, 2015

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Sandor Selfie

Taking a picture of someone’s penis without them knowing.

If you don’t give me 10 dollars, I’ll send everyone that Sandor selfie I took of you.

by Badkarma1277 February 6, 2024

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Alibi Selfi

alibi selfi

Coworker: Hey, the boss thinks that you lied about taking off early to get new tires for your car. You might be in trouble!
Me: Don't worry, all is fine.
Coworker: Dude, I'm worried.
Me: I've taken selfies of myself at various places, including a tire store. I sent her an alibi selfie in a tire store waiting room.
Coworker: Damn you're good...

by Vonhousemann January 24, 2020

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