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Single Selfie 

That inevitable picture one changes their profile to once they break up with their SO. There are took types. The really obvious "old selfie", which is normally the best photo the person took in the last 2-5 years, meant to show off that they are still hot (and single). Or the "new selfie" which is obviously taken quickly to replace a profile picture that features the person who they just broke up with.
"I didn't know Zack wasn't dating Mara anymore till I saw his single selfie. That picture is so old."
"Why did Sam take such a bad random photo for his profile...*checks status, finds he just dramatically broken up with his boyfriend*, oh it's his Single Selfie"
Single Selfie by NeroBrigg February 20, 2017

lasse-selfie

a selfie where you only show yor shoulder, nech and jawline. usually used to get girls soaking wet.
-"hey man, i just used the lasse-selfie to get nudes from this girl"
-"sweet bro"
lasse-selfie by Sledgetime February 24, 2017

social selfie 

(Abbreviated soc-fie): a social media selfie specifically taken to be put as the pfp on all of one's social media sites
A social selfie will never help you pass anyone's picture test, your personality and moral values will.

sloppy selfie 

One handed selfie taken whilst having a tommy tank
Laura was sexting and took a sloppy selfie

stickless selfie 

A selfie done specifically without the use of a selfie stick; by hand
its a pretty cool drunken achievement to do a shotgun stickless selfie

lower selfie

A picture of ur crotch. A picture of the front or back or the lower portion of ur body including the "private" area.
Please send me a lower selfie. I want to see that dick.
lower selfie by Justmean April 23, 2018