Sam

Sam means the name of one person who is:

Super

At

Masterbation

But Can't Masterbate because there is nothing that he/She has to Masterbate with.

Sam is Gay, annoying and fucked in the head.

by SomeKidThatKnowsShit2 June 18, 2017

Sam

Cruuuusty face boy

Sam has a very crusty faaace

by Fungus the dinosaur May 10, 2018

Sam

Asshole Gaylord

Person 1: is that sam
Person 2: the Gaylord? Fuck him

by Uranium bombs 420 January 20, 2018

Sam

A Sam is the most perfect guy you’ll ever meet he is the most cutest, funniest, smartest sexy guys in the world. Anyone to have a Sam in their life is the luckiest person to live especially if he’s yours❤️I have a Sam in my life and I feel like I’m the luckiest girl to live, a Sam has always been there for u and u feel as if u could tel him anything and everything what an amazing man he is

“So this guy is being so caring and perfect to me”

“Must’ve been a Sam”

by Akp_0504 November 1, 2018

Sam

A Sam (male) is someone kind, sweet, sensitive, and caring. Sams are great loyal friends that you just can't get enough of- you would follow them anywhere. A Sam has incredibly soft hair (for some reason) good looks, and a Sam will always make you laugh even at your lows. Sams are very smart but they often are very modest and don't give themselves enough credit for how great they really are.

Look at him. He must definitely be a Sam.

You're right, he is so incredibly nice and funny

by dcnert June 17, 2016

Sam

Sam is a complete dickhead sometimes.He has the best jokes because he sells coke.He is good at everything even his trim.
He can even pull.

Hi I’m sam

Gang 4 life motherfucker

by Bristol boy June 11, 2018

Sam

Guy who rapes 5 year olds

Sam raped that guys little sister

by Godamongallothermen December 21, 2019