salamander

salamanders are large fat and incredibly dirty predetors that like to feed on beautiful ladies. be careful to feed a salamander because one little bite and he will look pregnant. in their free time, salamanders often ride on bikes which they find incredibly attractive. no one will ever mate with such a gruesome beast. except perhaps chickens....

that fat ugly salamander says i cant talk to anyone else because i am his prize; he should go extinct.

by catniplover123 June 30, 2011

hide-the-salami

a game that sexually frustrated, in-the-closet gay boys play.

Hide-the-salami

Dennis: Hey man, my hands are full, can you grab my keys for me? They're in my pocket.

James: Sure dude.

Dennis: (smiles)

James: (reaches real deep into his pocket)

James: Hey! You don't have any keys in your pocket and how come your pockets have been cut out?

by tash and georgy November 12, 2006

salami tsunami

Those guys - big dicks or no - who pop their belt and 501 buttons and, hips forward, pop the dicks out en masse at the trough.

I can't piss because of all the salami tsunami next to me are making a racket with their belt buckles and fiddling with their KCs!!!

by Skirtlifter December 28, 2005

Salami Slam

When you slam someone and accidental anal penetration occurs at the end of the slam.

Steve salami slammed his girlfriend last night, no lube no nothin'. He said it was an accident and it flopped right in.

by Beef it 2.0 August 28, 2012

lazy salamander

A sexual position in which the female lays face down close to a body of water while the man mounts from above and wiggles his legs in the water violently.

"I gave Sally a lazy salamander last night... my toes got pruney."

by Beachnut32 February 17, 2008

Cincinnati salamander

When you cover your dick in pickle relish and go partly limp just before ejaculation so it's like a wet green amphibian in her vagina.

Dude, I came pickle juice and was half-limp. She just loves a good Cincinnati salamander.

by Joeytheslut10131991 March 7, 2011

Salamander

Aside from being a little reptile,Salamander is also a dino wubbing TFC player from the DS clan
#-ds- on irc!

Are u watching jurassic park again Salamander?
-Yes,I am

by Anonymous April 6, 2003