Snail

To put two fingers in the anus and a fist in the vagina; resembles a snail.

"Nathan just snailed me so hard last night!"
"Oh my god! Did you leave a snail trail?"
"Fuck yea m8"

by aregnilrac July 7, 2015

Floppy snail

Someone who has a small ugly penis that is unable get erect.

Person 1: ... And they had a floppy snail.
Person 2: I'm so sorry.
Person 1: Damn snail flops.

by Eneunoic September 24, 2021

Injured Snail

For those of us who are spectacularly slow - both physically and/or mentally (god help you if you're both!)

So not just a snail (renowned for their lack of speed) but one going slower than normal due to injury. Which is pretty slow.

Urmmm - I'm feeling a bit of an injured snail now, so bear with me...

Ok here we go.

A: "You know, they've taken gullible out of the dictionary?"

B: "Really! Woah!"

A: laughs.

B: what? (thinks desperately for a few mins) Oh I get it! I've been gullible! Ha ha!

A: "blimey you're quick aren't you?"

B: Really!

A: "No. You've got the mental pace of an injured snail!"

by Remakulingo March 10, 2009

Snail roll

When a woman scoots her moist vag across a males body hair.

Man, that chick last nailed snail rolled all over my chest. I had a trail left behind and everything.

by Barsinmaerf March 17, 2019

Snail touch

Covering your penis with any possible gooey materials and then attempt someone else to give you oral sex while they try to remove the goo.

Hmm... Should I use pickle juice combined with jello?

Perhaps... She'll like the snail touch I'll give to her...

by Wrongsoap July 25, 2017

snail pussy

a WAP that’s always a little juicy (if you were to drag it around there would be a trail)

I don’t like going commando because I have a snail pussy

by tummypit January 19, 2024

The snail

A sexual move where the woman is in all fours (optional) and the partner licks her body, in a continuous movement, from her vagine up to her forehead passing through the anus, leaving behind a trail of bodily fluids, namely fecal matter, much like a snail.

- "Man, I totally did 'The snail' with that bitch Ashley last night"
- "Sir, this is a Wendy's"

by Rita_Albuquerque April 24, 2021