snail friend

a snail friend is a person who's really hot and adorable and you cherish a lot. they're really extremely attractive and your little heart probably cannot handle all that's going on. a snail friend isn't a person you'd friendzone.

Naya: lynn is so hot. she's my snail friend.

by karma942 February 12, 2019

Snail

Blow in a chicks box then she sits on your face and slides down

I love getting the snail

by MitchDa January 28, 2023

Skank Snail Trail

When a nasty whore leaves her Virginia juice on the chair after she gets up!

Did u see that Skank Snail Trail on the chair when she left?

by TheAmbitchousBitch February 22, 2022

garry the snail

the true definition of an immortal being litteraly spongebobs pet snail and truly defeated the entire multiverse just by clanking his eyes he pretended to be emo and tore the emo snails apart bro bathed in salt and lived

garry the snail lord of the multiverse.

by XXXlargenerdXXX April 20, 2023

Snailing

When all things that could possibly fall from a cloud (Snow, Rain, Hail) happen at the same time.

It's snailing outside today

by Sir illuminati February 10, 2021

Snail

Hail that is really soft
Falls like hail feels like snow
Snow Hail--->soft hail--->Snail

Guy 1: It looks like hail but it feels like snow
Guy 2: Must be some of that snail I've hear about

by Fozzy March 28, 2015

Batty Snail

A Batty Snail is a type of person that is an apsolute idiot when it comes to any general thing, they are usually relatively dumb and think they are smart when they are the opposite.

'oi bruv you're a batty snail'

by anonymous January 31, 2021