Sea monke

A rare type of the monke species that lives in the sea. It has a magical aura that it uses to play Sh-boom by the chords in it's vicinity while it searches for sea bananas.

Person 1: if you could be one animal which one would you be?

Person 2: sea monke

by microsoftman November 9, 2020

Sea shandy

Seamen

I drunk some sea shandy today

by SeaShanties January 15, 2021

sea mills

If you’re from sea mills, let me tell you.. big dick guaranteed. Natives of sea mills from within Bristol United Kingdom are known to be the creme dela creme true british legends.

Hey are you from Sea Mills?
Yes..

wow you must be hung like a horse

by SeaMillsKing April 8, 2021

sea arch

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by Orrinpants March 14, 2022

Sea kloof

When the doctor takes your foreskin and puts it on your balls for extra cushioning

Hey bro u needa get a sea kloof

by #chisolms better October 12, 2021

Sea Coconut

A nut where God was horny when he created it.

Sea Coconuts' seeds look like female butts, and its plant's reproductive organ looks phallic. God sure was horny.

by userhandlegoeshere October 29, 2021

Sea Parrot

Pembrokeshire slang for a Puffin.

They eat those sea parrots in Iceland you know.

by SeaParrot September 12, 2021