thumbtack salad

When editable goods become, or are naturally, too sharp and leave their digester's mandible ceiling in a mess of bloody, and usually painful, ribbons.
1.) Sorry, can't pronounce my L's because of my thumbtack salad this morning.

2.) Captian Crunch.

3.) A big salad bowl filled with thumbtacks, and dressed with scalding hot clam chowder, salt, and razor blades.
by java monster February 22, 2008
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Protest Salad

When your friend doesn't agree with the group's restaurant choice so they order a salad as a form of silent protest.
"Hey Mike, this burger is amazing. How is your protest salad?"
by Dax420 September 11, 2012
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Sink Salad

The grotty shit that collects in the drain when people put dishes with food remnants in the sink
Nora: "Fuck it's my kitchen clean up day"
Alie: "Don't forget to scoop out the sink salad or stab it through with a fork if you're lazy"
by sinksaladluver February 05, 2013
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Sink salad

A delicious snack to enjoy at the bottom of the sink after you wash the dishes
“Yo man you wanna cop some food later?”

“Nah man I’ve been fiending that sink salad Ive got building up in my sink
by BiggieG07 July 10, 2019
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juicy salad

A salad that has so much juice that you can squeeze it out.
“Hey can i get a salad with extra juice to it?That I️ can squeeze the juice out of it?Called a juicy salad
by iMac hubby ass January 07, 2018
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Roberto Salad

When chunks of food become clogged in the drain of a sink. Mainly after washing many dishes. Legend has it that the salad was invented by the lords of Blaze Pizza.
"Check this Roberto Salad out." -Diego
"That's fucking disgusting." - Joe
by Prodigy_55 August 15, 2018
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Gorilla salad

The art of trimming ones pubic hairs and sprinkling them over freshly laid rope.
I'm ordering the gorilla salad tonight. BYO scissors cutie
by Zerohecks September 17, 2018
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