The Rub

The bottom line; essentially, "This is what it comes down to." Mentioned in the movie "Swingers", subsequently mentioned in "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire."

Everyone has a different idea about how to fix the economy, but here's the rub."

"So that's the rub?" "That's the rub."

by Balkthor April 4, 2009

Dick-rub-Rob-ism

A Dick-rub-Rob-ism is a funny and offensive saying to make your friends laugh; always involving at least one first name, sexual connotation, and alliteration. The term was born from the original, "Dick rub Rob rubs Rick's rib dick raw."

"I'm bored. Let's make up some dick-rub-Rob-isms."
Other examples:
Tip tug Todd takes Tim's tiny tip timidly.
Penis pull Paul parks Peter's pale prick.

by Benny c of minne January 14, 2009

crutch rub

to rub ones crutch *rubs crutch*

if your crutch is itchy, rub rub rub!

if your crutch is sore, make sure to rub it!

LOU: EWW WTF YOU DIRTY FUCKING HOE, STOP RUBBING YOUR CRUTCH

KARA: WHAT!? I WAS NOT!

LOU: EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YOU DIRTY BITCH!

KARA: *crutch rub*

LOU: *rubs crutch*

by thatssofake! September 15, 2009

tuck and rub

the proper response to 'thank you' from a cashier or waiter at a specific kind of café or establishment. It involves untucking pants, and rubbing a specific object.

Example One
Friend One: man, im so mad at that waiter.
Friend Two: why, what did they do?
Friend One: i thanked them for serving me and they didn't even give me a tuck and rub!
Friend Two: wow, that is bad.
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Example Two
Patron: Thank You!
Waiter: Oh, you're welcome! Now, would you like it in the back or me under the table, 'cleaning?'
Patron: Table please!
Waiter: *Gets under table and untucks pants*
Patron: Oh yeah, keep going
Waiter: *Rubs the object*
Patron: *moans* faster! harder!
Waiter: *rubs faster and harder*
Patron: *gush*
Waiter *emerges from under the table, covered in cum* wow, what a big mess.

by Pcydunim July 28, 2023

spice rub

When you borrow someone's underwear or swimsuit and you rub your ass on it, leaving some poop remnants behind.

Thanks for letting me borrow your swim suit. I gave it the spice rub.

by eatmorchickn August 19, 2009

nipple rub like

When one gay man likes another man, he nipple rub likes him.

Aaron nipple rub likes me.

by Nathan Hulsey October 17, 2006

Tub-Rub

The act of one male rubbing another male in any way that satisfies him. The tub-rub, as you might have guessed, must be conducted in or around a tub. It is not exclusive to porcelain bathtubs but can also be conducted in large tupperwares, garbage bins, coolers, etc.

Note that the tub-rub is commonly used as a form of payment.

Will: "Wassuuuuupp."

Troy: "I deleted pretty much all your taboo porn."

Will: "What the hell!? That's mad retarded of you to do."

Troy: "I'm sorry man. Listen... I'll give you three tub-rubs to make it up to you."

Will: "Shiiiit... make it four."

Troy: "Done."

by BennettMyhran April 19, 2009