Baltimore baker's rack

Sex act, like a Cleaveland steamer, in which the woman kneels down and supports her breasts with her hands while her partner squats, facing away from her, and defecates on her chest.

"After a few natty-bo's, that chick got down on her knees to give me a rim job, and before she knew it, I was givin' 'er a Baltimore baker's rack."

Baltimore baker's rack by saltybalty July 17, 2012

hat rack

a self-sexual act in which a male hangs a hat from his penis and swings it around in circles.
also knopwn as hat-spinning or rack riding.

Jeff: what you up to tonight?
david: well, no ones gonna be in so im gonna do a hat rack.
Jeff: niiiice! *high fives*

hat rack by bishopofbumville May 9, 2007

coat rack 

Someone who's being taken atvantage of and used and being made fun of a lot. Worse than being a complete naive tool.

That guy is such a coat rack, i just talked him into letting me borrow $100 and he doesn't even know who i am.

coat rack by ShibbyMonster September 26, 2005

torture rack 

Based on the Medieval machines used to torture people

VERB:

1. the act of telling a long boring story in which you are inflicting pain on the listeners

2. the act of listening to a long boring story in which pain is being inflicted on you

ADJECTIVE:

3. Describing an awful situation

I torture racked the bartender last night when I kept insisting that he speak French to me.

That story about her grandmother's gravy recipe was such a torture rack.

torture rack by Esther 829 September 24, 2007

re-rack

The act of undergoing breast reduction surgery to solve the discomfort caused by excessively large breasts.

Serena was afraid her double d's were going to give her chronic back pain so she got a re-rack last year.

re-rack by jp23hoops June 7, 2009

Jack-rack 

1) Hanging upside-down whilst cracking one off;

2) Someone engaged in 1).

From the sink-holes of Surrey in England.

1) My back was killin', but I fancied a quick spaff, so I did the Jack-rack.

2) Dude, you're such a Jack-rack.

Jack-rack by Tuomas February 21, 2006

Sack- On - Rack 

Verb- In the food service industry:the act of placing ones scrotum on a rack of baby back ribs shortly before cooking them for an unsuspecting customer.

That old guy said his soup was cold so it's time for the old sack-on-rack.

Sack- On - Rack by TheLumberjackDjAdrock August 21, 2003