porned out

When you have watched so much porn that it has become boring.

I'll check out the urban dictionary instead of porn sites tonight I'm porned out.

by benth February 19, 2010

porn fur

Thick chest hair

1. Oh, girl! Did you see his porn fur sticking out the top of his shirt?
2. I love twirling my fingers through his porn fur.
3. He asked me if I wanted him to trim his porn fur. I said no.

by Sleazy_P October 19, 2020

trap porn

It's where you're watching a gif from a porno and its this smoking hot chick then at the end of the gif you find out the chick has a schlong.

Me: Accidentally jerked off to some trap porn last night. Now I'm in love with a tranny.

You: Pre-op or post-op?

Me: Nigga did you even read the definition?!

by jjschlizzle October 27, 2017

porn stash

Also known as the porn that one has stashed to keep ones wife from finding it, suck as burned on dvd or in hidden files on ones computer. Not me but some guy i know.......

self explanitory see definition

by thep1mp April 22, 2005

porn-twit

a person who posts his or her porn and sexual activity on twitter in 140 characters or less.

Jessica's texting to twitter while in a 3-way made her a porn-twit.

by lizybee January 6, 2010

stale porn

The porn that is left open on your phone the next day after you have already watched and masterbated to it

Eww man I needed to use your phone for Google and all that I saw was stale porn

by Mathewbrizuela January 29, 2014

Dr. Porn

Someone known for such fondness and in depth knowledge of pornography that it becomes synonymous with their already deviant persona. If there were a PhD awarded for the research in the field, he would surely have one, hence the honorary title of 'Dr.'. Mention however PhD to Dr. Porn, and he will likely respond with a Peter Griffin -like snigger "hehehehe yeh, Pretty Hard D*** hehehe". DP's character can be described as a mix between Charlie on 2 1/2 Men, and the pervier side of Quagmire on Family Guy. He probably has 2 young women locked away in his closet at any one time, and his sex drawer is always well stocked with a 5 gallon tub of ID Glide. Known for certain predilections, his favourite movie line is likely "Thats what I love about high school girls man, I get older, they stay the same age." A very charming guy, he secretly writes Urban Dictionary entries proclaiming his manhood.

Hahahahaha yeah, Nick. Man, he is the original Dr. Porn! The one and only!

by Nick DP April 14, 2014