pinch and pivot

The act of stopping mid stream while urinating to pop a squat. Often necessarily executed in haste as a result of blindly trusting a fart that has gone awry while taking a piss. There is no time to flex the stream closed. It must be manually pinched off and involves the act of shuffling awkwardly while simultaneously attempting to put the seat down and drop trou'. SHALL only be attempted by seasoned professionals.

Dave: "That was a long piss. You good bro?"
Ryan: "I was mid stream when the Chinese food hit, I had to pinch and pivot to avoid catastrophe."

Sarah spent the weekend cleaning the bathroom as a result of a poorly executed pinch and pivot by Scott.

by Dirty D 69 November 3, 2018

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stone temple pilots

one of the best rock bands to ever walk the earth. it's a tossup between them and nirvana.

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by jay August 1, 2003

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Twenty-One Pilots

A two man band that has meaning other than some stars such as Justin Bieber, Fetty Wap, etc. They have incredible songs and lyrics that makes lots of people think. They’re also my one source to staying alive. |-/

I love twenty-one pilots. They have such a deep meaning that many understand.

by Twenty-Øne Piløts Fan January 29, 2018

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Pilon

Noun (Pronounced PEE-LAWN). Mytholgical creature of Mid-West USA origin very similar to Billy Bob Thornton's character in Bad Santa. Both like plus sized women and text frequently. Enjoys Clute pictures.

Hey, man. I heard that a Pilon was replacing Billy Bob Thornton in Bad Santa 2.

by Hofflover01 February 23, 2015

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