peemergency

The urgent need to urinate.

After 5 hours in the car and a super big gulp, I was having a peemergency.

by JavaJaneOhio December 2, 2010

Peeler

A peeler is a professional stripper, who makes bank off old men only.

Mr. Tush: wow, you are a really good peeler! Here is my granddaughters collage funds!
You: *Insert money sound*

by Shelby Chapstick January 7, 2020

bailiff, whack his peepee

the worst sentence to have in court, not supported by twinkie defending

We must make sure you do not come here again.
Bailiff, whack his peepee.

by stamplerels September 4, 2021

Peenerbean

(n)-A large green growth on the penis cavity.

Doctor, will you please cut off this two-foot long PEENERBEAN?

by Joseph November 29, 2003

peepee twat

1. the urethra/vaginal canal of a small dog, typically that of a Pomeranian.

"Sierra is in heat, she has blood on her peepee twat."

by Melben July 1, 2008

Peepee Sasquatch

Doodoo loch ness.

Guy 1: You know me, man. Peepee Sasquatch is what I'm all about.
Guy 2: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!
Guy 1: ...haha.

by TarpFukkinR00lzd00d August 21, 2008

small peepee gang

A group for people with the smallest of peepees

Omg wisam has such a small peepee. He should be part of the small peepee gang

by HowTheHellDoIRead April 26, 2019