A Peeler is
bitch who's stomach hangs down so low that you, in essence, have to "peel" it up in order to gain entry into what is most likely the torrid, twisted web of
sweat, stink and odor that is her nether regions.
Signs she may be a peeler:
1. Look for the overhang - If her tummy is over the lip of her jeans, thats a no no.
2. Look for
loose clothing tucked in then pulled back out of the jean - This could be a potential peel situation, so execute EXTREME CAUTION!
3. Look also for long untucked t shirts - This too a
sure sign of something lurking underneath.
4. Watch her as she sits down - If she looks good standing then once in the sit position (good dog) turns into santa clause throw the
red flag! Looks can be deceiving.
example:"I had the beer goggles on last night and took this girl
home, but I couldn't even get it up when I realized I couldn't even see her
poon cause her gut was hanging over it. She was a peeler and I didn't feel
like peeling."
