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nigga please! smoke more trees

A phrase meaning something along the lines of 'oh come on, you must be joking' but made all the funnier because it is usually exchanged between white kids, and obviously refers to weed.
"Yo dude, clean up the floor, I spilled my bowl all over it."
"Oh nigga please! smoke more trees."
by RBean December 14, 2008
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Please

A term used by Beasley and Bates, originating from Bill. The term 'please' can be placed at the end of any sentence, or in mid-flow of a sentence. This may be to cover up and foul mouthed word, or a secret word.
'Ahhhhh hallo there Beasley Please. How are we today there please. Have you done your please, please?'
by Matt Bates November 16, 2004
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Blue Whale Pleaser

Noun- A Guy Who's Slong Is So Big He Can Please A Blue Whale.A guy with the biggest cock in the world better kniown as the blue whale pleaser.
My Boyfriend's cock is so big he can please me and a pod of blue whales!.Dude your the blue whale pleaser.
by Keirathefox August 9, 2010
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Ninja Please

Ninja Please, a nicer way to say "Nigger Please" when black people are present.
(no-black people present)
Yo Nigger PLEASE!!!


(black people present)
Yo Ninja PLEASE!!
by ninja ninja ninja 10001 February 4, 2009
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man pleaser

a mouth that belongs to an individual, male or female that is known to please a man orally
josh, would you be kind enough to stop running your man pleaser?
by mclout4226 September 29, 2009
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Pleasex

A word that is both a command and noun. It is a combination of "please" and "sex" that originated from a history teacher's Freudian slip. It has two meanings. One, a command, means "sex please," as in, "I want sex and I want it now." The other, a noun, means sex that is relatively pleasant, although not necessarily outstanding.
"You there! Hot boy in the black shirt! Pleasex!!!"
or
"We had pleasex and then went out for cake. I must say I prefered the cake."
by Megg March 1, 2005
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please send nudes

A trend on the internet that tells people to send nudes. You can find it on YouTube and you will see a lot of memes about it on Google Images.
by Please Send Nudes January 27, 2017
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