cross-posting

Posting the same message across multiple forums, listservs, newsgroups, etc.

Technically a form of spamming, though not always malicious.

Hi-rong had an urgent question, but cross-posting his message on all the listservs he knew left him banned and dishonored.

cross-posting by NoorB October 26, 2005

straight posted

To be gone, high as fuck, drunk as fuck, or both at the same time ;)

Dude jimmy was straight posted at Julia's turn up last night!

straight posted by KingOfTurnUps January 7, 2014

Vegas Positive 

When a lady is gambling and drinking in Las Vegas and ends up pregnant

My wife was only in Vegas a week and she's Vegas Positive.

Vegas Positive by Power Pickle January 19, 2017

post nut clarity 

the immediate clearness of one’s mind and/or soberness an individual gains after busting a nut causing the excess testosterone to leave one’s body, thus one's mind is no longer clouded by the evolutionary need to fuck everything that moves for a few minutes.

Person 1: Wow I think I just invented time travel.
Person 2: Should have been your post nut clarity.

post nut clarity by doublechinsalad December 29, 2020

post cum 

the trickle of spunk that seeps out following a man ejaculating

gimme a paper towel my boxers are damp wi post cum

post cum by miss kinky April 30, 2008

Postman Pat 

A well reputed drug dealer who delivers under any condition.
Background:
Postman Pat was the name of a character of a show with the same name produced for children but meant for grown ups. In the show Postman Pat featuring a big long nose had to deliver some "stuffs" with unknown contents, surprisingly every time he ran into a problem, but eventually at the end of the day he proudly succeeded every time and made his customers astonishingly happy!

If you think now as grown up you would realize that only a drug dealer could endeavor such pain to deliver!

There are some theories addressing the possible reasons for his big nose, ranging from daily cocaine sniffer to having the same problem as Pinocchio which can be justified in such harsh job.

Man, you look so fucked up! U should call Postman Pat

Postman Pat by Joe the wise May 27, 2016

Standard Bitch Posture [SBP] 

The postural position taken by females of all races. Can be identified by the one hand on the hip and the other with index or pinky finger pointed in the face of the bitchee (person to be bitched out) This universal stance is usually attributed to 'Da Hood' but may also be seen anywhere from a corporate office to a country kitchen.

Who is Maureen cussing out?

I don't know but they must have pissed her off: she taken the Standard Bitch Posture!

Standard Bitch Posture [SBP] by TroubleX2 May 5, 2005