Pencil dick

its as skinny as a pencil , i could choke on it ...

"omg ! itcan fitin my pocket!its like a handy dandy mini pen!"extra small!and skinny as fuck!

by karina November 25, 2003

Pencil Jamming

Synonym to cockblock

Dude I was gonna go make out with her but Mike was pencil jamming dirty...

by PENCILJAMMER January 24, 2010

Break the Pencil

Break the pencil is a sexual game where one member (usually male) has an erection and balances on it. The male, or the pencil, is usually suspended in the air with the tip of his dick touching the floor. Then one by one women will sit on the man's back until the suspension system breaks, causing the man to fall with his dick snapping in two like a pencil.

Dave: "What did you and Chelsea's friends do last night?"

Isaac:"We played break the pencil."
Dave:" Oh. How did you do?"
Isaac:"I only managed one..."

by Loveme May 24, 2016

pengin

1.A cute way of saying penguin.

2.What comes out when a lazy person trys to type penguin.

"I love pengins"said the girl as she was shopping at Claires.

"I saw pengins at the zoo" slowly typed the lazy 40 year old that lived in his mom's basement.

by MargueriteAntoinette March 19, 2004

sharpen my pencil

to masturbate to full extent and make your pencil (penis) sharp (erect)

Once I saw that hot ass chica, I started to sharpen my pencil, asked her to come in the car, and then it was all good times.

by Eric Cartmanez May 9, 2008

peni

The plural of penis. By extension, the plural of walrus is walri.

You are more likely to encounter peni than walri.
Walri peni are actual bones.

by Pagan Marbury July 20, 2006

pengina

There are two types of pengina:
Type 1: A vagina at the end of the penis where the urethra is also located.
Type 2: A vagina with a penis inside that eviscerates during intercourse.

When I was having sex with her, her pengina poked my ballsack.

by The David November 13, 2003