Le monde appartient a ceux qui se levant tot.

"Le monde appartient a ceux qui se levant tot." means "The early bird gets the worm." in French.

I always think "Le monde appartient a ceux qui se levant tot." when I awaken with some guy's dick in my mouth!

by eda-skip November 2, 2021

monday

A word to describe a black person or african american. It's used as a code word

I'm dating a Monday

OR

I wish I could dance like a Monday

by Beccs July 20, 2007

mondaee

A beautiful sweet girl that, after dragging a boy around her little fingers, says shes not in love no more.

Mondaee deaded me; again... heartbreaker heartless

by CocaineSniff August 24, 2011

Cum Monday

The Day after easter when everyone who has given up sex or jacken it for lent gives into their carnal urges and has a lot of fun all by themselves

DudeBro 1 "Dude..Bro why weren't you at work Monday."

DudeBro 2 "Dude it was Cum Monday, I was reintroducing my right hand.... to myself"

DudeBro 1 "WEEEERD Brah I forgot about Cum Monday"

DudeBro 2 "Better get to work we only have 15 minutes left on our lunch break."

by Sean Bradley June 30, 2007

Rainy Monday

A male sex partner punches his female partner in the face resulting in her to cry. He then rubs his penis on her face in hopes to apply the moisture from the tears to the outside of his penis to use as anal lubrication. He then inserts his penis in her rectum.

Bob: "How was sex with Sherry last night?"
Mitch: "It was a rainy Monday"

by Lucas Done June 28, 2009

mondays

a derogatory term for a black person.

Racist: Look at those lazy mondays.
Guy: What?
Racist: Those fuckin mondays over there.
Guy: Wtf is a monday?
Racist: A nigger.
Guy: Why do you call them mondays?
Racist: Cause everyone hates mondays...

by powersurge September 17, 2012

Monday

Yet another term to define African-American people. Far, far less offensive than the "N" word and can be used much more dicreetly.

Holy shit this bar is filled with Monday's!! Let's get the fuck out of here.

Park City,UT has got to have the least amount Monday's per square mile

by Mr. Richard Smoker March 24, 2008