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business meeting

noun - Usually an occurance during a one night stand; the business meeting takes place when, upon entering the bedroom, both parties are nude at a strikingly fast rate and go immediately into sex. There is no foreplay. This is straight fucking. Also, one of the parties leaves immediately after as no one hangs around the conference room after a business meeting.
Yeah, I took Jan home from the bar last night. We go to her house and it was a straight business meeting. I don't even think we kissed. I was back at the club in an hour, and I think I lost a sock.
by dmalanowski January 8, 2010
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Meeth

Contraction of meth and teeth. The rapid discoloration, deformation and decay of the teeth caused by chronic use of methamphetamine. Research indicates the primary causes for meeth are (i) erosion of the tooth enamel caused by the use of caustic agents in meth, such as battery acid, (ii) dry mouth caused by meth use, which prohibits saliva from secreting, and (iii) the tendency for meth users to crave sugar-rich drinks while high.

Although similar in appearance, meeth are not to be confused with the acidic erosion of the teeth caused by the habitual vomiting of bulemics.
Although the adult actress had perfect hair, professional make up and had a new outfit, those meeth dangling from her gums proved she was still an addicted porn skank.
by Bill in the 480 September 27, 2005
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Emergency Preparedness Meeting

Phrase typically used by teens as a euphemism/cover for going down the street to smoke a joint.
Teen: "Going out, Mom..."
Mom: "Where, and for what?"
Teen: "Emergency Preparedness Meeting with some friends..."
Mom: "Have fun, be back for dinner!"
by Sunshyne Lollipops February 5, 2010
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boy meets world

only the best show to ever air on tv wtih the most hilarious cast and eric is the funniest person alive! topanga and corey are perfect for each other and shawn is geourgous. i hated the last episode because it made me cry.
by beautifulme! April 4, 2005
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meeting

where minutes are taken and hours are lost
I thought the meeting to talk about planning for designing a new media policy was a waste of time. It could have been finished by the time we were done.
by tired of being a good sport September 3, 2007
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Square Table Meeting

n. A gathering of men with the intention of participating in manly activities accompanied by the consumption of the fermented-grain beverage known commonly as beer.

This is fundamentally the Male equivalent of a "Girl's Night," except that instead of watching Sex and the City DVDs, swooning over Orlando Bloom, and eating Haagen Daaz; A Square Table Meeting is typically comprised of watching a classic 80s-90s Action movie (such as Die Hard) and/or an MMA or boxing event, eating some form of grilled meat or fried cheese product, and having a tournament of some kind. Hold em Poker is most common, Beer Pong and Beirut are also typical; as are impromptu Burping and Farting contests.

The Square Table Meeting has its origins in the popular series of Miller Lite commercials where a quorum of men's men concoct, (and an ancient man known only as "The Scribe" records,) decrees governing manly behavior, which are appropriately dubbed, "Man Laws."

Some of the more famous Men of the Square Table include Jerome Bettis, formerly of the Pittsburg Steelers, actors Burt Reynolds and Eddie Griffin, wrestler Triple H, and that dude who cut off his own arm when it was trapped under a boulder.
"Yo man, UFC 60 is this weekend, is anyone going to order that on pay-per-view?"

"Hell yeah, we're having a Square Table Meeting at RJ's! Grill goes hot at 6, we're watching Predator at 7:30, UFC event starts at 10."
by nutman July 28, 2006
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Once-A-Meeting

An annoying gathering of people for an hour or more once every pre-defined interval of time (ex: once a day). Once-A-Meetings could easily be circumvented by a simple phone call or e-mail but are instead used to validate a project managers position within the company.
I was unable to get any work done because I was in once-a-meetings all day.

The project manager complained about the five back-to-back once-a-meetings he had as if he wasn't responsible for them.
by AnonymousDilbert March 15, 2007
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