Loser's Queue

1. A negative supernatural force that explains why certain factors aligned to one's detriment.

2. A League of Legends conspiracy theory that purports the existence of a secret feature in the game's matchmaking algorithm which forces certain players to play with sub-par teams for multiple games at a time. Typically espoused by League players when they are in a losing streak.

1.)
Friend 1: "My wife's boyfriend just took away my Nintendo Switch! And my daily Soylent shipment is going to be late. Why is this happening to me?!"
Friend 2 (while taking a bite out of an Impossible Whopper): "Loser's Queue."

2.)
Gamer 1: "I've already lost 4 games in a row and my Jungler just locked-in Corki."
Gamer 2: "Loser's Queue."

by Yeetsuo October 25, 2020

white trash loser

A person who never graduated from high school. Most probably have a criminal record and are working at minimum wage jobs, such as dollar store, mcdonalds,verizon wireless,etc. Since they have no marketable job skills, the mostly occupy the lowest jobs that exist because they are so undesirable. These people think they are better than black people simply based off their skin color. Many life off of their credit cards and live beyond their means because they are ashamed to be poor.

white trash loser,uneducated,high school droput, middle class, wage worker,middle america,brown collar,supposed blue collar

by Aliza305 March 9, 2010

Loser

Someone who goes on Urban Dictionary to promote themself, using various adjectives such as; sexy, cool, funny, has lots of friends, ect.

These people talking about themselves on Urban Dictionary are fucking losers.

by PatarTheSlayr December 24, 2016

lonermous

when an inanimate object is lonely or without a friend.

Sian: Is that your bag over there?...it is looking like it's being lonermous...

Eve: oh my gollygosh..your right??..shall i put my other bag next to it so that it isn't lonermous anymore?...

Sian: that is a spiffing idea!

by loneritousannoymeus July 5, 2011

lolers disease

A condition that causes people to use lol too much.

Fredrick: Hey! lol
Michael: Hi there
Fredrick: lol whats up?
Michael: not much really
Fredrick: lol cool
Michael: do you have lolers disease?
Fredrick: lol wut?

by Pengwin May 12, 2007

loser laps

A phenomenon that takes place in the popular areas of a big city (like in Miami, this would consist of South Beach, Coconut Grove, Coral Gables, Sunset Place and Downtown), usually on a Friday and Saturday night, the nights where lots of people go out. Consists of riding around in a hooked up car (body work, rims, etc..) but most importantly is the presence of a sound system with bass inside of your car. It is preferable to have your car filled with your "boys" showing you are all in on it. Your music needs to be playing loud and your windows down. A rattling car from bass typically always attracts people's attention for a moment, and then they go on their way. One of the rare cases that traffic is a good thing because with more traffic comes more time to show off. Rap is the music of choice during a loser lap due to low bass hits and the intensity of the music. You can take the approach where you look serious and tough and let the music do the talking for you or you can play around more and cat call at women in addition to the music playing. Once you have travelled past the popular area, you can turn around and do it again (thus the concept of a lap) because people are always on the move and you will have new batch to show off in front of. Or you can go to a new area. The concept stems from the animal kingdom, similar to how a lion flaunts it's mane when it wants to show off and reproduce. The ills of loser laps can't be elaborated on enough. The modifications to your car will costs hundreds, if not thousands of dollars. Women don't respond sexually to bass rattling a car and your cat calls. The attention that you get is fleeting and will leave you feeling empty as soon it is over increasing the need to do it again. And it is not a substitute for actually approaching a women in person and carrying on conversation. Typically performed by adolescent men who are insecure about themselves, don't have enough courage to approach a woman, and subscribe to the "thug" subculture (thus the concept of the loser). Also note that this behavior can result in a citation from police for noise violation.

Yo dawg, it's Friday night. Let's go to Coconut Grove (The person will not explicity say let's go do loser laps. It's just what they intend to do when they get to Coconut Grove, assuming they fit all the criteria mentioned above)

by RockeyMullet March 4, 2009

Sore loser

Donald trump

He was a sore loser when Biden started winning the election

by Anbezzy714 November 5, 2020