lawn daddy

The best kind of daddy. He takes all the lawns and hoes in town. The lawn daddy is what all the ladies want. He knows how to trim the hedges. And is always good looking.

"I want me a lawn daddy. He knows how take trim my bush just right."
"Damn! He looks so fine."

by DiddydogYrink April 15, 2017

Lawn Noob

someone who has a turf/fake lawn, and mows/waters it.

Look at that lawn noob trying to water that turf

by fakeandfake March 30, 2011

French Lawn

Another term in "Hollywood" in the world hair removal - full removal of hair by waxing, of the pubic and rectal area.

A: Just had a French Lawn
B: Ouch!

by Slobert July 19, 2013

lip lawn

A very thick, full bodied mustache that is well taken care of. In most cases taken care of more than any other part of that persons body and or life.

"Hey do you remember that creepy guy with the sweet lip lawn that did our taxes at H&R block?...well I just saw him on the news arrested for child pornography"

by Freelee09 October 06, 2015

The Everything Lawn

Everyone hates this lawn.

"Nooo the Everything Lawn!"

by BisexualBroccoli October 28, 2020

cheap lawn chair

Someone who gives up easily when things get tough or something that isn’t sturdy enough.

If they get behind by a couple of scores they’ll fold like a cheap lawn chair.

When the wind picks up, that old canopy’s gonna collapse like a cheap lawn chair.

by Partsdriver July 19, 2022

lawn rating

An activity that really board teenagers do to pass time. You walk around town with your friends and look at a lawn and give it a score 1-10

*summer time*
Mitch: hey, Joey, I’m sooooooo board
Joey: wanna go lawn rating?
Mitch: fuck it, yeah.

by LimaBean2029 August 09, 2021