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Definitions by Partsdriver

Cruise missile 

This weekend Amy and I went to see the latest Cruise missile. Man, that dude is so intense.
Cruise missile by Partsdriver August 4, 2022

trooper twerk 

When a state police trooper puts his lights on and begins to swerve back-and-forth across all the lanes of a highway slowing traffic down to a crawl or even to a complete stop. Often happens on New Jersey highways.
Bruh how come you’re late?
Oh man dude I got caught up in a trooper twerk and held us up for over 10 minutes.

Was there an accident or something?
No man I didn’t see anything.
trooper twerk by Partsdriver July 20, 2022

cheap lawn chair

Someone who gives up easily when things get tough or something that isn’t sturdy enough.
If they get behind by a couple of scores they’ll fold like a cheap lawn chair.

When the wind picks up, that old canopy’s gonna collapse like a cheap lawn chair.

parkway princess 

Jersey girl who lives in North Jersey but who’s family has a house at the Jersey shore. Spends every weekend driving back and forth on the Garden State Parkway.
Shore native:”Dude, does your cousin live down here?”

“Naw man, she’s a parkway princess.”

hotshot homeboy

Anyone who has all sorts of tactical gear and weapons but has never put themselves in danger for anyone else.
That hotshot homeboy would run home to mommy at the first sign of serious sh*t.
hotshot homeboy by Partsdriver July 19, 2022

slacker notes 

When in class looking like you’re taking notes but you’re dozing on purpose. Not like Sleep notes, where you fall asleep while trying to take notes. With Slacker notes you have no intention of taking notes, just catching up on sleep.
Bro, Professor Smith is so boring, I just take slacker notes.
slacker notes by Partsdriver July 17, 2022
Pit bull abandoned or stuck in a shelter and not being adopted
OMG there was such a sad pitybull at the shelter.
pitybull by Partsdriver July 17, 2022