lappy chocolate

When your lover sits on the toilet to use it and you can't be bothered to wait, so you initiate the intimate act of a lappy chocolate, by sitting on their lap and taking a massive shit. It may or may not make it through their legs and into the pan (whatever floats your boat).

Shaz was on the toilet last night for a wee before bed and I couldn't be arsed to wait for her to finished so I just gave her a lappy chocolate and went to bed first.

by Lemon Esme July 18, 2022

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lappoppo

Get yourself a doll, stick your phone up its heinie and behold lappoppo. It's an industrial tool to help you find your way to the airport with your new and improved GPS that speaks out of its behind.

Damn son, I see you made yourself a lappoppo. Does it offer blow.....

by Mattrimmer948 July 31, 2022

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Laypeezy

The feeling when you really have to pee but you don’t feel like getting out of bed…

Man, laypeezy is hitting me like a truck right now.

by otter_toast August 20, 2022

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lappage

would like to have someone sat on the persons lap.

Person 1: yo get on my lap rn.
Person 2: damn you down bad for some lappage huh?

by 69er123 August 25, 2022

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lapping

Receiving a belated salary due to your boss driving round and round town late at night burning excessive amounts of rubber and testosterone at the same time.

Landlord: Your rent was due yesterday. Mind your deadlines.
Tenant: Sorry, I am lapping at work again. I'll pay as soon as my boss is done doing donuts at the 7-Eleven parking lot.

by Sumpfgott1050 September 5, 2022

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