keyshawn

only known for his huge hair but everyone thinks hes completely fuckable anyways

keyshawn looks like a dog with lice.

by ethihoepian February 23, 2019

Keys

Lock-up, jail, prison

I'm gonna go visit my homies in keys.

by Ghetto Smurf December 17, 2004

Keysmashing

Keysmashing is when someone smashes their hands on their keyboard making nonsense words like "HISHHIBSOUH"

"NSJNSOJBDJOBSJISBJIBSJLHXIKBKHIVHKUVUKH"
"Keysmashing isn't funny anymore shut up"

by anonymous January 20, 2021

Obnoxious Keys

when it is almost silent, and u can hear ur friends phone keyboard go "CLACK-CLICK...CLACK" very obnoxiously.

The other day me and Korey were watching a movie untill i heard her keyboard... "CLICK CLICK CLACK" and it distracted me from the movie... OBNOXIOUS KEYS.

by tylaah.cee13 October 29, 2010

keysersozee

Playing Pacific Poker, Possibly the HUGEST hacker in the world. Winning nearly every hand before the flop. He is hated by many, especially one who goes by the name of "DrKikass"; who beleives he is a cat rapist.

Keyserozee does not talk, because he is to busy counting cards

by Mef March 26, 2005

Keystone Camp

All girls camp where you are admonished for having fun and restricted from talking about, thinking about, or doing anything involving members of the opposite sex.
Where you are starved and only allowed to eat extremely fattening foods or none at all. At Keystone, you are brainwashed into thinking that girls are the only people that matter.

Keystone Camp Girl: Hurry or we'll miss cracker time!
Kitchen Lady: Nope y'all are one minute late. No crackers for you!

by keystonegirlfornever November 23, 2011

keys

Panties

She forgot her keys again, so she thought to remind him of it.

by jessikka_rabbitt December 8, 2009