Italian Handkerchief

An Italian Handkerchief is when you have a runny nose and do not have anything to blow into. You plug your free nostril with a finger or thumb, turn your head to the opposite side, inhale, close your mouth and exhale through the clogged nostril. The offending nose nuggets are then forcibly projected to the ground. Oh yeah - do this OUTSIDE!

Me and my girl were out walking off the quarantine 15 and my nose was running. I did an Italian Handkerchief to clear my nose. Se was appalled! She said "WHAT was THA??!?" I said that "that's an Italian Handkerchief!" She said "That's not a thing!" I said "Check that shit on Urban Dictionary!"

by anonymous April 8, 2021

Italian Fountain

The forceful expulsion of fluids and/or solids from either mouth or ass.

My stomach was so bad, I was crapping like an Italian Fountain!

by Sic D August 6, 2015

italian sister

When you receive a blowjob from a dude in the dark with a mustache but it doesn't count as being gay because you cannot see it.

Last night I got an Italian sister from Frank.

by The real White Fury October 9, 2017

italian mob

the italian mob is from arndell anglican college year 6 dinner dance 2017 where 'Ethan Fraser' slicked his hair back like his from the italian mob

guy 1: have you seen that guy 'Ethan Fraser'

guy 2: yeah i heared that he's in the italian mob

guy 1 and guy 2: *start making out thinking of him*

by adam hasanovic March 4, 2019

Italian Spliff

Marijuana mixed with oregano.

I'm bouta roll up a Italian Spliff

by Mscott03 April 14, 2023

Italian facial

When you dump the pasta out into the strainer and put your face in the steam.

As I poured out the tortellini, I enjoyed an Italian facial

by Phatnattapia September 2, 2017

Italian Gobstopper

The vile sex act when a man makes a meatball around his cock. The man then attempts to shove it down a woman's throat and have it go down her throat.

Hey Steve, I just gave Clarissa an Italian Gobstopper! She loves my cooking.

by KrakMan November 25, 2020