Home City Ice

(a.k.a. Home Shitty) Is an ice delivering company based out of Ohio. The trucks are over 30 years old and have a top speed of 35 mph, uphill. The ice buggies and pallet jacks never work and the ice stacks always tip over. If your ice pallet tips, it's tradition to drive home without telling anyone, leaving the mess for everyone else to clean up. It's company policy that if you damage any of the customers property, you must immediately flee the scene. The manager is half giant and the mechanic is missing half his teeth. They both smoke a pack of cigarettes daily, but are chill (pun intended) and don't really give a shit for their customers.

Home City Ice conversation ex.
Person 1: "Did you hear about that truck that got stuck under the Battle Creek Bridge?"
Person 2: "LMAO yea that was my coworker, he got fired."

by OmniYooper April 5, 2019

home base

The fourth and final base in baseball (rounders in England). Getting to home base without stopping or being caught out is called a home run.

He needed to pee so bad, he ran so fast, reached home base, and ran straight to the bathroom.

by Haddock May 13, 2005

Home Computer

1. What people called Personal Computers before they knew to call them PCs.

2. A PC that is kept at home.

Home Computers were made by Atari, Commodore, Timex/Sinclair, and Texas Instruments.

by Downstrike May 31, 2004

home keys

The eight keys on a keyboard on which one is supposed to place his or her fingers while typing: A S D F (left hand) and J K L ; (right hand). See also home key folley.

Most people don't use their home keys; instead they type with mainly their index and middle fingers roaming the length of the keyboard.

by monka February 19, 2006

Home office

1.The dealing place of visa seekers,predominatly of African decent.
2.A word synonymous with evil amongst Africans circles.see also; White Devil,Satin,Joo Joo,Black Magic.

Her Majesty's Home Office; Croydon

by Jar Jar Bing May 24, 2006

Home Made Condom

Something you use as protection while having intercourse, non-laytex. Made from home materials.

Chuck and Shurl were about to have intercourse when they noticed they were outta condoms, so chuck went to the kitchen... Grabbed the saran wrap, and strawberry jelly for lube. Hey Red, Hows that for a Home Made Condom??

by Sherrrl January 2, 2009

Home Depot

-a term to identify lesbians when they speak it in their lesbionic voice

"say something lesbionic"
"Home Depot"

by Slackr January 27, 2008