gooch butter

When a male puts his finger on his gooch, collecting sweat and smell, and then sticks his finger in a peanut butter jar and licks it. That peanut butter is now gooch butter.

Sal: Why the fuck did you put your gooch fingers in the peanut butter?

Jimmy: It's gooch butter now.

by FlickO April 12, 2009

Gooch Slapper

A song so good, it has a physical effect on the body. It slaps the gooch.

Gin and Juice is such a great song! Total gooch slapper.

by CyanideCastro August 17, 2011

Gooch

The place between the vagin and the asshole.

OH EM GEE THERE IS SHIT ON MY GOOCH!

by Andrew3456476567567 June 28, 2008

gooch monger

also a preson who would glady engage in sexual activities with other men involving the use of his gooch.

"what now"(nathen) "why dont you go fuck your fellow gooch monger tyler."(Straight people)

by andy!!!!! September 14, 2006

poopy gooch

When some one poops a very wet messy poop and then wipes towards the front ie. The gooch.

Also could describe when a man steps in smelly dog shit while wearing his Gucci loafers.

Ew. That guy just tracked dog shit all over the house with his poopy gooch.

by GoobeyWoob October 20, 2017

hitlers gooch

The jew hating gooch of hitler the nazi dictator.

Go lick hitlers gooch

by Hitlers gooch October 14, 2016

Gooch-licker

Another way of saying someone is a suck-up or ass-kisser; The word Gooch is referring to the no man’s land between a males asshole and balls.

Did you seem Tom with the boss again today? Yeah, Tom is a total Gooch-licker.

by Cledusbosepheus February 24, 2022