Goggle

v. To look at a problem and think up a solution; to come up with a date, name, etc. based on one's personal store of acquired knowledge.

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I find this problem to be vexacious! I think I'll Google it.

No no. I'll goggle it. It'll be quicker and I'll get to lord it over you.

Thanks.

by gnostic1 February 29, 2012

arabian goggle

Resting one's testicles in a recievers eye sockets.

Andrew was so frustrated when the girl wouldn't make him a sandwich, he threw her down, and gave her the meanest pair of arabain goggles she'd ever had.

by Random Villain May 18, 2004

love goggles

The phenomenon in which being in love with someone makes them appear more physically attractive to you.

My wife's even prettier than the day we met! Must be the love goggles.

by kwaping December 7, 2006

beer goggles

It's when you get so drunk that everything starts to look good.

See coyote ugly

You slept with that chick? Damn, you must have been wearing your beer goggles that night.

by Creamy Beaver July 6, 2004

Rose Goggles

What happens to the men of rhit. They see the girls there and forget what hot women look like so they become attracted to average looking ones.

- "Did you see Danny with that fugly chick?"
- "Yeah, he's got a bad case of Rose Goggles."

by daveezey June 11, 2006

Goggling

A rare sexual act in where the male places his testicles on top of the females eye lids. The female then blinks intensely causing her eyelashes to gently brush the skin of the testicles.

Me and my wife prefer goggling over oral sex.

by Crillsner May 9, 2015

Guantanamo goggles

The act of placing each of your testicles on a sleeping victim's eyelids. The left testicle is placed on one eyelid and the right testicle is placed on the other eyelid at the same time. If you are blessed with a third testicle, that is to be placed under the recipients nose. Best done after a moderate night of fellowship with or without sweat (preferably with sweat).

Vince: Dude, Brian is passed out. What should we do to him?

Nik: We should give him an Alabama hotpocket.

Nickbro: Nah man, we gave him that last weekend. We need to do something new.

Joe: I read on the internet about something called the Guantanamo goggles. I think we should give him those.

Vince: Guantanamo goggles? By the beard of Zeus, what does that mean?!

Joe: It is when you put your balls on someones eyelids.

Nickbro: Do it!

Joe: Alright.

Joe does the act

Brian wakes up

Brian: So who has 3 testicles?

All: Why?

Brian: I feel like one of you placed testicles on both of my eyelids and put one under my nose after a moderate night of fellowship.

Joe: Guilty as charged.

by NVN May 16, 2010