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Golden Chowder

The father of the Swedish Surprise and perverted cousin of the Golden Shower, a Golden Chowder involves a male masturbating, but when he is on the verge of ejaculation, he covers the hole of his penis with his palm, painfully damming the semen in the shaft of his member.

He then proceeds to forcefully urinate while his load is clogged in this shared track, and the two fluids are promptly released together on a waiting female partner (preferably sleeping).
What happened to that girl that passed out in Jenkin's room? Oh, i think goodz and DK are giving her a double order of Golden Chowder
by papa moyer July 6, 2010
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oh golly

A minced oath from the 40's and 50's, now used a little more ironically.

An exclamation, akin to "Oh, gosh!" or "Oh my God", used to express frustration, disbelief, or unbelievable tiredness. Can also be said in reaction to someone jumping out of your closet and scaring the shit out of you.

More often used by chicks than guys, but your mileage may vary. Best when pronounced with a Wisconson accent.
Chad: Oh golly, I had a rough day at work today.

Saz: Suck it up, you wuss.
by freakydeakscale February 10, 2010
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Golden wolf

Hello my friends. My name is wolfie The Golden WOLf AUUU
by Chrobin October 1, 2017
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goldstar sunday

A Sunday in which someone masturbates to completion three or more times
Q: How has your day been?
A: Damn, not too bad. It's a goldstar Sunday so far.

Hey man! She called to ask me to talk her through an orgasm. She's working towards a goldstar Sunday. That shit's hot as fuck.
by Sleazy_P December 6, 2020
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gollum

A character from Lord of the Rings. He has inspired the creation of a metal sub-genre, known as Gollum-core (or smeogal-core). This genre is commonly associated with the band, Forgetting Skaro.
I love listening to musicians who sound like gollum.
by gollumiscute October 25, 2012
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gold jerry gold

The excited response to receiving some incredibly good news or useful information.

Originated by the Kenny Banya character from "Seinfeld" when Jerry gave him some funny material for his stand-up act.
VP #1: The 3rd quarter sales numbers are in. We had our best quarter ever!

VP #2: That's gold, jerry. Gold!
by magoo June 3, 2004
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Gold digger digger

Someone who seeks romantic involvement with a wealthy individual with the goal of obtaining wealth from the relationship, who specifically targets someone who has succcessfully sought romantic involvement with a wealthy individual, who had the goal of obtaining wealth from the relationship.
Brandon: Did you hear, that old guy Rachel married just died, now she's filthy rich. What a gold digger.

Deacon: That aint nothin', I heard Jay just got together with Rachel, you know he's only after her money. He a straight gold digger digger.

Brandon: Word.
by T. Hizzle June 21, 2012
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