Fartslup

The slush noise when removing a penis from a partners orifice. At the point of breaking the penetration. Variable with the amount of fluid involved

Proper Fartslup with XXX last night - might have messed up and she's got to go morning after.
Dirty boy didn't tell me he'd been off work with Gastro.

by Mogfish January 17, 2019

Facts

pure truth

that was FACTS

by Jimmy3207 May 16, 2019

facts, no opinions

facts opinions

We never dated and we never will. That’s all facts, no opinions.

by jaxis_not.available August 16, 2019

Fartstracted

Getting so distracted by a fart that you stop mid-sentence to find the source.

“Sorry I’m late, I got so fartstracted at the annual chili cook off!”

by Brent’s wife 458 August 24, 2019

Facts

Something that is unmistakably true and in no way false and cant be trumped by something else.

A dick is a penis and thats a fact

Stephan loves Chloe the most and those are the facts

by Chloe facts October 28, 2019

Fartsap

When you fart, instead on being gas, the liquids come out too fast so it cannot be evaporated. That liquid is Fartsap

OMG I HAVE DIAREAH TOO MUCH FARTSAP

by Dgiggy January 16, 2020

Fartscar

After a "shart", it is the stain you get in the backside of your underwear, sport shorts, bikini briefs, etc...that you spend extra time trying to wash out.

I ate something that didn't agree with me and after a gamble, I should not have made, I squeezed out a shart, which resulted in a permanent FARTSCAR in my Under Amours.

by fetchitupdawg July 21, 2020