Student #1: That poor woman. Three eyes, or is that a wart?
Student #2: It's a wart, see the hair growin' out of it?
Student #1: Oh yeah. Too bad, she'll always be a crump.
Crump: Quiet back there!
Student #2: It's a wart, see the hair growin' out of it?
Student #1: Oh yeah. Too bad, she'll always be a crump.
Crump: Quiet back there!
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The meaning of this word is often mis-understood in the British Isles. Instead of meaning an attractive woman, it in fact means the polar opposite.
A Crumpet is in fact a horrifically ugly mess of a woman, who bares some similarities to a Crumpet. E.G: A cratered face, A greasy face, A short rounded physique. A Crumpet is in fact a woman, who a man should never touch with a bargepole. If a man does 'Eat a Crumpet,' he should lose all respect and all social status.
A Crumpet is in fact a horrifically ugly mess of a woman, who bares some similarities to a Crumpet. E.G: A cratered face, A greasy face, A short rounded physique. A Crumpet is in fact a woman, who a man should never touch with a bargepole. If a man does 'Eat a Crumpet,' he should lose all respect and all social status.
Example 1.
Male #1: *Wretches* Look at that mess on the other side of the road!
Male #2: What a crumpet. I'd never spread my butter on that.
Example 2.
Male #1: *Wakes up in unfamiliar bedroom. Looks at the woman lay in bed next to him. Instantly thinks 'What a filthy crumpet!' He then legs it to the nearest exit.*
Male #1: *Wretches* Look at that mess on the other side of the road!
Male #2: What a crumpet. I'd never spread my butter on that.
Example 2.
Male #1: *Wakes up in unfamiliar bedroom. Looks at the woman lay in bed next to him. Instantly thinks 'What a filthy crumpet!' He then legs it to the nearest exit.*
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Our version of fo shizzel. It evolved from our ancestors common noontime snack of tea and crumpets
Our version of fo shizzel. It evolved from our ancestors common noontime snack of tea and crumpets
"Crump out"!.
"I'm crumpin".
"did you see john sing karaoke"? "he really crumped out"!
Crumpits!!! "A hole in one"!
"I'm crumpin".
"did you see john sing karaoke"? "he really crumped out"!
Crumpits!!! "A hole in one"!
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Get the Crumpet mug.1. A phrase often used by homosexual British to refer to leisure activity.
2. A phrase used by homosexual British to refer to anal sex.
2. A phrase used by homosexual British to refer to anal sex.
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