Awkward Cactus

The action of holding both arms out in upside down 90 degree angles (like a cactus with upside down arms 🌵) during an awkward or uncomfortable situation when you don’t know how else to respond. Usually paired with an uncomfortable smile 🙃. This is especially used by socially awkward people.

Friend: you look cute today.
Me: 🌵🙃
Friend: you look like an awkward cactus

by daisynicolexo December 6, 2020

cactus meat

a guys dick with big warts full of pus all over it.

get that skank ass cactus meat away from me!

by nate February 19, 2004

Cactus Humper

Cactus Humper is a term that a person might use to more "accurately describe" a Mexican, or anybody from America's South border.

You filthy cactus humper! Go play Russian Roulette with Dave, the border patrol officer.

by rePharaoh February 20, 2008

craccident

situation in which blackberry ("crackberry") user runs into someone or something because he/she is focused on reading or texting and not paying attention to the world and surrounding environment.

I had a craccident at the Starbucks yesterday while tyring to respond to my client and drink my double espresso, and ended up denting my fender.

by vegasmp October 9, 2008

Cactaur

You spelled Cactuar wrong

Base word: "Cactus" + "-ar" becomes " Cactuar "

Cactaur does not exist

by FailureToSpell September 12, 2009

Flowering Cactus

when you are fucking a woman in the woods, you pull out, grab a handful of pine needles, throw them on your dick, shove it back in, and start fucking her again. (Usually done to end a relationship when words arent enough)

Dude, did you really give your girl the Flowering Cactus?

Fuck yeah, I did!

Fuck, didn't that hurt?

Not nearly as much as having to spend another fucking moment with her. What an annoying bitch!

by one Fish, two Fisch November 7, 2010

cactus ass

One who has prickly hairs growing out of his ass.

Damn go shave that cactus ass!
or
get the fuck outta my bed ya cactus ass muthafucka!

by patty bullet June 24, 2006