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Continuous Monday

When you go to college/school Monday-Friday. Then you have to work on Saturday and Sunday. Thus leaving you no days to yourself.
John: "Hey man do you wanna chill this weekend"

Joe: "Yeah dude, but I have a continuous Monday this week, my boss is such a dick."
by Jm828 October 3, 2009
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Cock Control

Controlling a man's overall behavior (as in Domination/submission) by controlling his masturbation and orgasms.
Want a well behaved, attentive man? Learn cock control...once you've got that down, he'll do anything you want him to...without being asked!
by allydeniesyou February 20, 2009
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peace control

when you box a dog water player with no earnings like a fish an they cant do any thing about it.
“hi im peace control cam you literally suck kid get boxed im about to 200 pump you with this frickin spazz your literally dog water get some earnings
by peace control cam December 19, 2020
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contraceptives

A contraceptive is s form of "Child Prevention". Methods include;

A Condom: A rubber sock for you knob.
A Diaphram: A rubber dam for your ladies love box.
The Pill: Easier than a cheap chav tart, cheaper than an 'E'
Abstinance: The art of not shagging if you aint old/responsible enough.
The Chav species has dramatically grown as a result of smack-heads not knowing about contraceptives. The time has come for the government to either teach people about contraceptives or cut of evey chavs dick.
by ConcreteMonkey February 3, 2005
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quality control

The job of the less intoxicated of the group to filter out obvious mistakes in judgement concerning the the suitibility of a possible candidate for sex caused by beer goggles.
Hey, dude, aren't you on quality control? Well, do you see the cow that home-boy's about to score? Get to work.
by Todd January 28, 2007
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side bitch contract

The side bitch contract states : The side bitch will have no contact with the "main" (wife, girlfriend etc...) you will not complain on February 14th about a fucking card or candy (you're a side bitch, you get dick...that's it!!) NO feelings shall become of the adventures of the male/female parties involved. As a side bitch, you must respect the hours of "calling" and return texts ASAP.
Guy : You remember the terms of the side bitch contract, right??

Girl : Yeah, now when we hooking up?!
by supernovaRED July 13, 2014
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contiterate

To be more considerate with your titties. To be very generous with them.
1. Alyssa was very contiterate last night! I totally got some!

2. Taylor is not being very contiterate! I think i'll be leaving early tonight.

3. Farley talked to Kristen last night about being more contiterate. He finally felt a girl up!
by Thebighairy October 3, 2008
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