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Get the colon cookie mug.The unwise decision of eating KFC on Christmas Eve, resulting in a explosive aftermath on Christmas Day.
Oh man, I really shouldn't of ate that KFC before Christmas, I really hope Grandma gets me a pair of new pants for Crimbo... as I sense The Colonel has a really BIG present for me.
Have a nice Colonel's Christmas!
Have a nice Colonel's Christmas!
by Flealan December 26, 2009
Get the Colonel's Christmas mug.1. Someone who thinks their mustache is 70's Big but actually resembles a theater arts school reject.
2. A mustache that belongs at a Civil War Reenactment/Medival Festival.
3. A weak attempt at something masculine that is laughable at best.
2. A mustache that belongs at a Civil War Reenactment/Medival Festival.
3. A weak attempt at something masculine that is laughable at best.
by Sterling75 June 5, 2010
Get the Colinstache mug.A book with a colon in the title almost certainly indicating it contains information that must be taken as the gospel truth because it was likely written by some former executive, politician, ivy league graduate, or other inflated character.
"My Left Asscheek: A Revolutionary Insight Into The Things I Want To Discuss, and Is Only Credible To People Who Agree With Me" by Mas Sateb, PhD, former CEO of Hot Air, Inc.
Pretty much like that but with other words that make it sound like someone with a bullshit ivy league resume wrote it, and is therefore (assumed) worth listening to.
"My Left Asscheek: A Revolutionary Insight Into The Things I Want To Discuss, and Is Only Credible To People Who Agree With Me" by Mas Sateb, PhD, former CEO of Hot Air, Inc.
Pretty much like that but with other words that make it sound like someone with a bullshit ivy league resume wrote it, and is therefore (assumed) worth listening to.
Mr. Jackass "resigned" as CEO, this probably means he's going to write a colon book on things he believes he's the authority on.
Monopoly Corporation has survived that scandal, I guess there will be a number of "tell all" colon books soon.
Monopoly Corporation has survived that scandal, I guess there will be a number of "tell all" colon books soon.
by Mas Sateb June 23, 2010
Get the Colon Book mug.A small town in East Lancashire, famous for its high quality residents, cultural fruitfulness and diversity of activities.
Outside of the main town, the area is generally known for its abundant countryside, which often resembles a quagmire due to it raining for 11 months of the year.
Legends say that during the War of the Roses, Colne was the buffer for which the Yorkies and Lancastrians relied on, mainly because neither wanted to acknowledge the place as belonging to either county. Eventually, Lancashire lost the coin toss and Colne became ‘a Lancashire town’.
Disclaimer: the accuracy of this legend is debatable, as the story has been passed down through generations of beer swilling nutters.
In recent years the town’s population became a test site for the Borg, to analyse whether it would be worth assimilating humanity into the main collective. The experiment was deemed a failure, as the Colne Collective struggled to boot up a Commodore 64. They demoted the test to a ZX81, which promptly blew up.
The nicest thing anyone has ever said about the town is “at least it’s not Nelson!”
Outside of the main town, the area is generally known for its abundant countryside, which often resembles a quagmire due to it raining for 11 months of the year.
Legends say that during the War of the Roses, Colne was the buffer for which the Yorkies and Lancastrians relied on, mainly because neither wanted to acknowledge the place as belonging to either county. Eventually, Lancashire lost the coin toss and Colne became ‘a Lancashire town’.
Disclaimer: the accuracy of this legend is debatable, as the story has been passed down through generations of beer swilling nutters.
In recent years the town’s population became a test site for the Borg, to analyse whether it would be worth assimilating humanity into the main collective. The experiment was deemed a failure, as the Colne Collective struggled to boot up a Commodore 64. They demoted the test to a ZX81, which promptly blew up.
The nicest thing anyone has ever said about the town is “at least it’s not Nelson!”
by hollowfeet June 27, 2014
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