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car clearer

A homeless person with a stench so bad, they are able to clear an entire subway car. This has been known to happen even during peak rush hours.
Sorry I'm late for work - I had to miss my train due to a car clearer.
by Jules Valencia September 19, 2005
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Cleaver

A sassy girl that is super smart yet makes silly mistakes
She's such a Cleaver, she spelled Ukrainian with one "I"
by Fo' Shiggity July 19, 2008
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Cleaned Your Clock

slang for sexual intercourse
to have one's clock cleaned is to take the train down to pound-town
to ascertain whether or not the curtains do indeed match the drapes
to hit a home run with the bases loaded if you know what i'm saying
briar: say dave, when was the last time someone cleaned your clock?
dave: a few months ago, i guess? it's been a while
by ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ March 14, 2016
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Cleaver The Beaver

1. To penetrate a virgin's vagina.

2. To have sex with an uptight girl.
1. "I can't believe it I got to cleaver the beaver and she was 22." "WOW!"

2. "Last night I had sex with Her she was so Cleaver, I had to write an essay so that I could cleaver the beaver with her."
by Jimmy Schmidts August 19, 2008
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vagina cleaners

when a girl uses floss as underwear. usually mint flavor
my girlfriend loves to use vagina cleaners, it gets all the crabs out.
by anufsaidinnh December 9, 2010
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Steveland Cleamer

When a person takes a shit on their lesbian mother's tit's and then proceeds to tity fuck her. Popularized by Steven P. Nichols.
Oz-"Last night Steve gave his mom a Steveland Cleamer"

Fritz-"how did she like it"

Oz-"She didn't"
by TheOzwald October 23, 2009
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whatever's cleaver

"I don't care where we go, hey whatever's cleaver"
by Boris Wong May 23, 2008
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