Captain Sunshine

n.
Captain Sunshine is that person who is bright and cheery, even if you are depressed, pissed off. or tired.

tim: Good morning!
Bill: Shut the Hell Up Captain Sunshine

by Colte the Pirate February 5, 2007

Captain Midnight

To have a wet dream.

He had gone so long without getting any, Captain Midnight had to pay him a visit.

by tank03 August 26, 2009

Captain Tying Knots

(n.) Man who possesses the capabilities of tying any kind of knot at any point in time upon request. If anybody needs a knot tied they go to him.

Don't ask me how to tie a sheep shank knot, ask Captain Tying Knots.

by BMont October 29, 2010

The Captain's Log

The MEAN deuce you took that didnt exactly slide out easily.

Man after eating that chinese grub I had to go drop the Captain's Log.

by Meat Sweater hehehehe October 11, 2006

nigatize me captain

nigga tize me captain means ..... making the cereal captain make you black.

thomas - fuck , if only i were black.

joe - well then call the captain.

thomas - nigatize me captain

by dirty penis December 15, 2007

Captain Spork

Captain Spork is what you get when you combine Spock and Captain Kirk from Star Trek.

Captain Spork gets his good looks from Spock and Kirk.

by ilovestartrek June 16, 2009

Centaur

1. A mythical creature that has the upper-body of a human and the lower-body of a horse. They tend to be pictured shooting bows and arrows and with braided hair. They are originally a Greek legend. Chiron was a particularly significant Centaur who was intelligent and kind. Other Centaurs are drunkards who tend to be violent when intoxicated. Chiron was very good with medicine and could heal quite well.

2. A derogatory term used to describe a youthful girl who is very elegant in the chest and hips, but not quite so beautiful around her legs and feet.

"Oh no, the centaur killed my baby!"
"Darn, that Mya girl is a real centaur!"

by Nyan! August 20, 2014