cum creep

a monster made of sperm that results from to much masterbation.

its the cum creep!!!!!

by mickey brown March 7, 2007

nap creep

(noun)

when a "nap" runs long and turns into "sleep"

I was cramming for a test, but I got really tired, so I took a nap. I meant to sleep for 20 minutes, but I woke up 5 hours later. Total nap creep!

by mike27113 January 22, 2011

friend creep

When an ex or current partner begins adding your social media friends to their account without your knowledge.

Lori is again on her mission of friend creep. This past week she has added 10 of my friends on different social media sites.

by Mr. Creston August 31, 2013

Wiki-Creep

The act of stalking of unfamiliar people or places on Wikipedia.

Hey man, you should really "Wiki-Creep" Paulina Gretzky. 'Nuff said.

by La Tortuga Grande January 10, 2014

Lap Creep

A small animal usually a designer dog who constantly sits on someone's lap.

Geeze Tuttie , can't I sit down without you on my lap? You are a little lap creep!

by Uglyduckling November 29, 2014

Basket Creep

Where you go to the shops for a small selection of products, maybe a loaf of bread and some milk, but in addition to that other items mysteriously creep into your basket and you end up coming home with bedding, a new clock and a little treat for the car journey home, but at the cashier you see that your original expectation of £5 for the shopping is now £67.54.

We went Christmas shopping with Mum she only needed a turkey and some crackers but came out with 8 pints of milk and the rest of the weekly shop! What a basket creep!

by kidlvr April 16, 2019

Ass creep

An ass creep is someone who is obsessed with big asses, they live in their parents loft and send photos of their penis to any girl they know with a big ass. They also tend to drive around in small white cars and stare at people with their beady little eyes.

Hey that ass creep was sending dick pics to my girlfriend again!

Mine too! I think we should crack his bald head like an egg!

by Honky69 June 17, 2020