Bander

A term used to describe the small flecks of testicle debris typically found in the small section of a toilet rim where the seat separates near the front. Derived from the root word "Balls" and the word "Dander".

"Oh man, I wish he'd wipe that bander off before he leaves."
"There was a pile of bander on the toilet today, don't men wash their balls?"
"Oh baby, shake some bander on my face!"

by Dribbles July 9, 2007

European Blender

When 3 people eat out eachother buttholes and the same time, and using their tongue in a whirlwind motion.

I just got popped in the butt,and I didnt get the European Blender.

by Jerry Capute January 4, 2006

Blanker

The word ‘Blanker’ is an offensive word to white people. Only white people are allowed to say ‘Blanker’ because if a black person says it, that is racist.

White Guy1: Yo, waddup ma blanker?!
White Guy2: Oh not much.

Black Guy: Hey Blankers!

Police Officer: Sir, you are under arrest for public racism and hatespeech!

by True Nought May 15, 2019

Blunder

An accsident prone person

look out its Super Blunder

by Anonymous September 17, 2003

Bladdersplatter

someone who cant hold it in...enough said!

Danny is a bladdersplatter

by Del May 13, 2005

bladder level

Refers to how full one's bladder is.

If one's bladder level is high, they have to pee. If it's low, then they don't have to go.

However, if one's bladder level is over 9000 then they are in dire need to go pee, or they are most likely dead due to pee replacing most of the very blood in their veins.

Johnson: Mr. Grate, I must go to the bathroom.

Mr. Grate: Nonsense! I don't believe your bladder level is high enough.

Johnson: I have a bladder level of over 9000.

Mr. Grate: ... WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! GO!

by uh... bob. April 28, 2009

Bladdering

Pertaining to the bladder

I can no longer hold my bladdering urges

by sterfsterfsterf October 15, 2011