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Beardruff

Like dandruff, but for your beard/goatee.
Shit man you got some bad beardruff there, you should like moisturise or something
by veridis July 18, 2008
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Bearded Urinal

Any public urinal covered in pubic hair from one or more people.
How all of that hair gets there day after day is still a mystery to me?
Did you see the goatee on that Bearded Urinal? You could've shaved it with a razor!
by JRBesq January 8, 2009
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Beard-nod

The gesture a bearded man gives to another bearded fellow as a greeting, farewell or salute.

To give a proper beard-nod a man must:
1. Raise his hand right hand to his beard/chin
2. Stroke his chin with his index finger and thumb while giving a nod in the direction of the other bearded man
3. remain SILENT!!!!
"Did you say 'goodbye' to Matthew?" asked Tanner
"There was no need! I gave him a beard-nod instead!" replied Paul.

OR!

"Did you see that!?!" questioned Tanner.
"Oh Yes! That was a beard-nod! It's i how two bearded men say 'hello'!" answered Dayne.
by NESPax November 27, 2011
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beardcheese

The nasty particles, to include, but not limited to, dead skin, food, etc., which work their way out of someone's beard.
Vernon is constantly stroking his beard and now his desk and keyboard are covered with "beardcheese".
by Jessie 92 January 20, 2014
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beardtan

Jin: What do you call bangtan with beards?

Yoongi: No... Don't do this!

...
Jin:BEARDTAN *WINDSCREEN LAUGH*
by daddyjiminslut May 21, 2018
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beard of allah

A big black hairy snatch

Similar in appearance at least perceptually to the infamous black beard of Muslim deity , Allah .
The muff on her was big black and bushy .
A proper beard of Allah
by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
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popping beads

Having already stuffed a string of anal beads deep inside your rectul cavity. Someone who is popping beads is doing so with their expansive yet tight rectul muscle.
Roger and Steve were engaged in sexual escapades. These escapades invariably led to bead popping in that Steve had stuffed a string of black anal beads deep inside Roger. Roger was able to make each individual bead exit his rectul port using the method of popping beads.
by beef69 October 23, 2008
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