ENAMEL BANGER

a huge turd, so long it touches the toilet bowl before being 'crimped off' by the ass muscles- also known as a 'crowd pleaser' , a yam, U571 or a Trent Otter

I did a massive shit last night, a real Enamel Banger

by Mr Cunninglinguist May 15, 2010

Ryan Baker Country Blumpkin

getting a blow job while your standing in the goat position while taking a crap.

"Man if I was Cleveland Brown I'd make my hookers give Ryan Baker Country Blumpkins all the time.

by Ryan Baker November 10, 2008

belly bangers

The act of not finding the hole on a fat chick and picking a roll to bang instead.

Slick Willy couldn't find her puss so he belly banged her.

by Guru Imakuni February 21, 2003

bacon banger

A bacon banger is a person of either sex who's sexual preference leans more towards a person with a more chubby or rotund appearance.

The gentleman next door always paraded a slew of bacon bangers in and out of his apartment at all hours of the night.

by mizfinething September 4, 2008

baker

another word for stoner sept waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better

man that kids baked alllll the time hes a huge baker

by the great jmc April 30, 2006

Bakersfield

A tweaker-infested, stretched-out town with overbearing heat located in the desert of central California. For having about as gross of nature as Rosie O'Donnell's sweaty crotch, Bakersfield has almost half a million victims to it's polluted, gang-infested shit-hole. It is rumored that once you move there, you never can escape it's magnetic pull, and your life will never reach its full potential.

"I heard that my drug dealer moved to Bakersfield from L.A. Now I have to find a new contact. Shouldn't be too hard."

by Zandroid September 11, 2012

Bangernomics

The art of buying cheapest car/vehicle so that is does not lose value, and waste money.

Whats the point of buying the latest fastest car, if it is worth half that after afew months?

Choosing an old escort from your local garage rather than getting the lattest bmw

"Dude, Great bangernomics there"
"Thanks, I've mastered the art"
*Drives off in a clapped out volvo estate*

by BangerNomics.com September 7, 2005