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Julia bird 

A blowjob to errect a placid penis. The act looks like a bird trying to pull a reluctant worm out of the ground.
I was rolling so hard last night Betty gave me a Julia bird for hours. Today her jaw hurts.
Julia bird by whiskeytango August 16, 2012

Carl bird 

The act of pouring a beer into your mouth without letting the bottle or can tough your lips. And getting the bottle or can as far away from your mouth as possible
Hey james do the carl bird. Don't let it touch your lipss
Carl bird by HateSickFux May 26, 2017

Birdiculous 

Pertaining to something that is as ridiculous or as absurd as birds.
Girl: "I won the lottery."
Guy: "That's Birdiculous!!"

"This snow is really starting to get birdiculous."

"Wow Mrs. K! These pancakes are birdiculous!"
Birdiculous by TedNevy April 15, 2013

bird dogging 

To hound or pursue something or someone with a usually malicious intent.

Derived from the use of a bird dog to hunt game.

Apparently mistaken by millennials as a slang hybrid of 'bird' being female, and 'dogging' being the act of cuckolding or sharing of one's wife willingly or unwillingly, whilst obviously overlooking the actual normal every day meaning of the term to the point it irritated me to make a bloody account on here to set things straight. So upvote this definition so these low life tweens can at least use the term correctly.
"You've been bird dogging this town for a while now, they wouldn't mind a corpse of you." - Mal, Firefly

The Nelson Bird 

Alternate name for the black-capped chickadee. Named after Nelson Muntz, the bully on the Simpsons with the lackadasical and mocking laugh: "Ha-ha." The black-capped chickadee has two songs, the familiar 'chick-a-dee-dee-dee!' and a song that sounds like Nelson's 'Ha-ha." laugh. Listen here: http://www.learnbirdsongs.com/birdsong.php?id=12
Chris: Hey! That bird sounds just like Nelson on the Simpsons!
Mary: Yeah, that's The Nelson Bird! I think it's real name is the chickadee.
The Nelson Bird by ocius1 April 21, 2009

ikea bird 

is a bird from pewdiepie, came from ikea. somehow found in the wild
Pewds : keep on eye on water sheeps grave

ikea bird : O K