Face Taint 

That area of your face between your top lip and your nose.
It taint quite your nose and taint quite yours lip.

He kicked me right in the Face Taint.

Face Taint by Joel and Cherrie December 31, 2011

Face freeze 

When you continuously make a face abnormal to your own, so much your muscles in your face become too stiff to go back to normal

"Dude quit making that face! You'll get the face freeze!"

Face freeze by PuncakeMan April 3, 2016

face ache 

1 - an insult used against an unattractive person.
2 - The feeling of having a pain in your face.

1 - "Oi! Face ache! Get your arse over here!"
2 - "Ow! He hit me really hard and now I have face ache!"

face ache by Corinne Simpson October 15, 2006

face sex

for a Man to shove his penis into a woman's mouth and aggressively have oral sex..

"Dude a had some great face sex with you mom last night"

"I sure oculd go for some face sex about now"

face sex by "B" to the "T" September 15, 2005

face diaper 

A piece of cloth covering the nose and mouth worn by people to protect themselves and others from the unproven to exist, and even if it was real, 99% harmless Covid-19 virus (formerly known as the common cold).

The mask they wear serves the purpose of a face diaper and nothing else. It virtue signals and keeps one from being harassed, possibly but it does not protect anyone from Covid-19, etc.. Technically, one can’t talk shit & be heard when their voice is muffled. Because science.

face diaper by Squirrel Rito January 4, 2021

Face Like A 

...smacked arse, bag of spanners, box of frogs, bulldog chewing on a wasp, smashed crab, Chernobyl Fireman's Head etc.

Ugly beyond reproach.

Dave: "That lad's got a face like a chernobyl fireman's head."
Bill: "As I understand it, he was in fact a chernobyl fireman."
Dave: "(sings) #It's a wonderful life...#" (etc)

Face Like A by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

face paint

Ejaculate on someones face.

I pulled it out and I gave her a good coat of face paint!

face paint by scottyboyswa November 17, 2006