dick nugget

when a person is being a complete retard and you want to slap them across the face with your dick

John is such a dick nugget, I want to beat him with my dick so bad

by mikeeeeeeeeeee July 25, 2007

Dick Chicken

A game played by a man where he walks the fine line between getting drunk, and drinking too much and thus under-performing in bed. Dick chicken results in either drunken sex, or whiskey dick.

Seriously, I am not playing dick chicken tonight. I wanna get laid

by TheNeighborGirl August 16, 2010

Dick Sucking Lips

Lips on a woman that look great for sucking dick. Particularly and/or usually referred to on black women.

Damn, Rafena has great dick sucking lips.

by shknerth December 9, 2016

Dick Out

When you are having sex and the rhythm is just starting to get good, and the dick falls out. You have to put it in again and start the rhythm all over again.
For this reason, the term can also be used when something was great and turned shitty in a minute. Or you thought you had something and it was ripped out of your grasp at the last second!

Turns out he didn't win the tickets after going to the box office to pick them up!

Oh...! Dick Out!

by Suziecups October 6, 2009

Dick in a popcorn box

Wen ur at the movies or at u house watchon a movie u cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn box so wen go girl go 2 grab popcorn she grabs yo junk

Last nite I tricked my girl while watching friday by making a dick in a popcorn box

by Tyr0n3555 February 21, 2010

dick beater

See wanker

Bloody dick beater

by Anon September 15, 2003

Dick Factor

A male human who sucks ones penis fun. More then likely this person will have no friends and is hated by all that know them. They will generally be found masturbating to gay porn while talking to anybody who is unfortunate enough to be in the room with them. This sad pathetic creature is best to be avoided; too much contact will only result in self-loathing and possibly death.

Dick Factor: Dude I had the best gay sex last night.
Person A: Stop talking.
Dick Factor: Dude I’ve beaten FFVII 25 times!!!!
Person A: Please God make him stop!
Dick Factor: Dude suck me off.
Person B: Dear Lord why?
Dick Factor: Dude my penis is 28 inches long.
Person A: I’m going to kill myself now.
Person B: Not before I do.
Person A: (dies)
Person B: (dies)
Dick Factor: (Humps dead bodies.)

by Andrew Breeg December 14, 2008