stolen dick

one of master carlin's dildos for nasty hoes. but not the really nasty ones

i wouldnt fuck her with a stolen dick!

by cock rocket July 26, 2003

Dick warmer

A pussy,cunt ect. because if you stick your dick in it it will keep it warm on a cold day.

I need Kathy's hot little dick warmer on a cold night like this.

by Deep blue 2012 November 23, 2009

fan-dick

Another term for "busting my balls" or "breaking my balls" but its more like jamming your dick into a fan.

Dude, don't fan-dick me asshole... Or Jimmy just got fan-dicked by his brother.

by jsizzeeeee July 27, 2009

dicked em

To outrun someone by a large margin. Used a lot here in my neighborhood called Olney in the city of Philadelphia. Pronounced : Dicked eeem or Dicked him.

Guy 1: yo John and Joe raced each other yesterday.
Guy 2: Oh yeah who won?
Guy 1: John dicked em!

by Spawn of Satan666 August 6, 2009

Dick Dyson

The upgraded version of the dick vacuum, a dick dyson is a girl (or guy) who is capable of 10 times more dick-suction than any conventional dick vacuum.

Guy 1: Dude you're a cocksucker.
Guy 2: You're a dick dyson.
Guy 1: .....That was mean, man.
Guy 2: You're right, I'm sorry.

Guy 1: That girl has most certainly performed fellatio on every single male athlete at our high school.
Guy 2: I believe that would classify her as a dick dyson.
Guy 3: I concur on both accounts.

by Sir Bougs October 22, 2009

magma dick

an alcoholic drink made from the components: Vodka and Tabasco sauce.

Guy: Yo dude you wanna try some magma dick?
Girl: Yea sure
Guy: *pours a cup*
Girl: *Drinks* ... *vomits instantly*

by sayduhhhh April 6, 2011

Gib Dick

Gib Dick is when you are unable to get an erect penis when u have a girl in your bed. This means you are unable to have sex. This occurs after you have been out drinking and have brought a girl home.

I went out last night drinking disaronno and ended up bringing a girl home. But then I ended up getting Gib Dick so she left.

by C.J.MEZZ January 5, 2011